lolz www.chacha.com

[Digitalwave]

I'm sure anybody would sell their VW for $3,000,000.

[bilson]

Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Peter(27279)
Peter(27279): Welcome to ChaCha!
Peter(27279): Hello
You: olleh
Peter(27279): Looking to buy?
You: sey
Peter(27279): Ok what year?
You: I've been looking locally and havent seen any. 67 to 69 fastback.
You: more of a project kinda deal,
Peter(27279): Lets see what we can find one moment please
You: do you find strange how america has gotten so lazy that i'm using someone else to type into a search box for me..
You: I mean.. how hard is your job?
Peter(27279): LOL...
Peter(27279): Time consuming
You: I bet you're sitting in your boxers right now eating a hot pocket arent you?
You: Do you get paid well?
Peter(27279): No to both
Peter(27279): Nice rides
You: Price: $72000............. well i can see why.. i said more of a project kinda deal. these are show cars. I mean, apparently you dont have the kind of money to pay for something like this.. but neither do i
Peter(27279): Are these good?
Peter(27279): I seen one on the Barret auto auction for 250,000
You: that's nice.. And i've seen some for millions. But you know what? they were complete.
Peter(27279): I think one sold for more

[benDASHDASH]

you guys are horrible

[Jean]

wow, I can't believe there is site like this...

[equate975]

I like trying just to have a conversation with them lol.

From what I have gathered to get a job you have to be referred, and currently they are not hiring. Starting wage is $5 an hour lol

[LivingLegend06]

I like trying just to have a conversation with them lol.

From what I have gathered to get a job you have to be referred, and currently they are not hiring. Starting wage is $5 an hour lol

From what they used to do quite a few months ago, wages were like $.08 per minute of search time, and they can only get 10 minutes of search time per coustomer. Search time only counts when they are actually seaching too, not sure how its measured but they are not getting paid to have a conversation with you.

[e30 gangsta]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kessa(65823)
Kessa(65823): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Kessa(65823): Hello
Kessa(65823): Please hold for those results
You: IM looking for a 24 valve head for a 1989 bmw e30
You: I belive a company called racing dynamics makes them
You: hello?
Kessa(65823): Yes I am waiting for a site to load
You: ah ok
Kessa(65823): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes where i can purchase one
You: no of these results have helped me
You: none* excuse me
Kessa(65823): I apologize please hold one more moment
You: no problem
You: so do you guys basically search all the online search engines?
Kessa(65823): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
Kessa(65823): We only search our search engine
Kessa(65823): I am waiting for this site to load
Kessa(65823): I apologize for the wait
You: search for racing dynamics that should be easyer
You: you know what dont worry ill just go pick up the old one off the racecar and rebuild it. its almost impossible to find it online
You: thanks
Kessa(65823): Have a good day
Kessa(65823): and thanks for using ChaCha
Kessa(65823): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

Sorry i cant be so mean to someone online just for the fact of fucking with them.

[schmidty]

lol... they have a website here in NC for deaf people. You log into a chat and they will call someone for you and say whatever you type to the person on the other end of the line. hehehe not sure of the website though, my friend told me about it....

[DEV0 E30]

Hahahaha. That is awesome.

Alexis(27570): Aside from that terrible revelation, have a great night.

My eyes were watering hahaha.

My attempt:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cathie(80807)
Cathie(80807): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Cathie(80807): Hello
You: can you help me find the keke
You: or what it's all about
Cathie(80807): I will see if the results give me anything on ke ke
You: thanks
Cathie(80807): is it Lil KeKe like for music
You: no i don't think so
You: i just heard it the other day
Cathie(80807): hmmm,
Cathie(80807): there is keke beach liquer
Cathie(80807): Lil KeKe tickets
You: that sounds delicious, but i heard it in passing
You: i don't think it's a drink
Cathie(80807): body building
Cathie(80807): that is all I have results to
You: hm, it was like a saying
You: like kekekekeke ^_^
Cathie(80807): let me look again, sorry, it isn't showing
You: what does it mean, this is going to bug me now
Cathie(80807): Let me try again
You: thank you
You: maybe it has something to do with some weird cult following
Cathie(80807): this is a grouper site I'll send it to you
Cathie(80807): it says ghost, scary,
You: like scientology?
You: that's scary
You: i'm not into tom cruise getting into the keke on me
Cathie(80807): I sent you one site that has kekekeke in it
You: thank you kekekeke ^_^
Cathie(80807): here is a site on teensay
Cathie(80807): message boards
You: alright, but if it's scientology i'm totally not down
You: seriously have you seen tom cruise?
Cathie(80807): http://teensay.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?t=8673
You: jumping on couches and stuff
Cathie(80807): on tv I have
You: the man is insane!
Cathie(80807): yes,
Cathie(80807): Is there anything else I can do for you on this subject today?
Cathie(80807): You have a blessed day.
You: nope, looks like i'm gonna have to look around for the keke
Cathie(80807): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[george graves]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Nicole(45385)
Nicole(45385): Welcome to ChaCha!
Nicole(45385): Hello
Nicole(45385): How are you?
Nicole(45385): What can I find for you?
You: Good. Looking for a chemical tht will help lift a blood stain?
Nicole(45385): OK
Nicole(45385): let me see
You: Hmmm...do you have anything industrial strength? In say a 10 gallon drum?
Nicole(45385): why do you need that much?
You: It's a lot of blood....
Nicole(45385): no
Nicole(45385): have a nice day
Nicole(45385): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[E30Driv3R]

ive only tried it twice, the second time i actually got the chick to talk to me i dont know if i like others looking for me. kinda takes the fun out of it.

[equate975]

Status: Connecting ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Laura(34437)
Laura(34437): Welcome to ChaCha!
Laura(34437): Hello... How are you?
You: My friends always talk about goatse but I don't know what it is
Laura(34437): OK give me a few moments and I'll see what I can find for you on that..
You: my encyclopedia has zip
You: Have you heard of it?
Laura(34437): tHERES INFO ABOUT IT ON THAT SITE
You: Shock site?
Laura(34437): theres a link on there for it
You: OH MY GOD THATS DISGUISTING WHY WOULD YOU LINK ME TO THAT
You: thanks for the warning… christ
You: Now can you find a way to erase my short term memory?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Guide not located.
Status: No connection.


And the links they sent me....

[ptownTSI]

who is black jesus!?

[JGood]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Candace(5777)
Candace(5777): Welcome to ChaCha!
Candace(5777): Hello, I will be assisting you with your search today.
Candace(5777): Would you please clarify what it is that you are searching for?
You: hey
You: well, im actually looking for a penis pump, but all i get is porn results
Candace(5777): I'd be happy to help you with that, one moment please while I start my search.
Candace(5777): Please take a moment to look over the results I've sent, while I am searching for more.
You: i cant look now, im at work
You: ill write it down
Candace(5777): ok =) I understand
You: do you search for stuff like this at work
Candace(5777): This is not porn. I don't search for porn
Candace(5777): Are these results sufficient?
You: yep thanks
Candace(5777): welcome!
Candace(5777): Have a great day, come back soon!

[jhower08]

ahh WTF! my session got canceled due to possible abuse of the sites services. that is just shananigans.