Death notice- your last request?

[kylebes1]

If you were told you have three months to live, what would you do? How would you spend the time? Who would you fuck, who would you love, who would you attempt to kill? What would you eat...

Here is mine.

I would find all my ex's, have sex with them, and tell them I may die from AIDS in a couple months.

I would max out my credit card and this other loan with cash advances.

Then I would ride my bicycle across the country to California, then up to Oregon, back to Maine. Where I would fuck the girl of my dreams, who lives there.

Mountain bike back down the Appalachian Mountains start to finish. Then I would rent a truck and see what that is all about... always wondered what was cool about a truck...

I would go see a donkey show in Cancun while messed up on peyote.

Then if I am still alive I would attempt an Atlantic crossing in my 18' sailboat.

If I made it to Europe I would rent an m3 and pound that for a while. Definetly go to the N-ring. Get some euro trash hooker and get roadhead at 155 mph or however fast an m3 will go. live out my life on a sheep farm with the hooker.

what would you do?

[s0urce]

I would Lay in my death bed and cry.

[Charlie]

Liquidate all assets, take out a stupid personal loan. Pick up a 72-74 El Dorado convertible, a couple of firearms, plenty of ammo, and a shitload of 8balls/meth. Start on one coast and see how many times I can make it before the coke, speed, cash or guns run out.

-Charlie

[E30 Wagen]

Well, if I was told that I only had 3 months to live, it would be a big relief.

I'd finish my plastic bumper swap (I might run out of time though), then I'd probably just sit on my ass playing counter-strike without having to worry that I was procrastinating about something.

[JGood]

I'd get a plane, find a giant conveyor belt, and prove once and for all this mother fucker isn't taking off.

[h0lmes]

I'd get a plane, find a giant conveyor belt, and prove once and for all this mother fucker isn't taking off.

lol people STILL talk about that

[Jscotty]

I'd probably buy $42 million in life insurance policies (or whatever the maximum is) and then sell the beneficiary rights on Ebay just to see the level of pandemonium that takes place from all of the bidding.

[Jscotty]

I'd get a plane, find a giant conveyor belt, and prove once and for all this mother fucker isn't taking off.

Wouldn't the plane just fly away from the conveyor belt?

[JGood]

Wouldn't the plane just fly away from the conveyor belt?

Depends who's flying and who has the rights to their life insurance.



Were you seriously not around for that joke?

[h0lmes]

Wouldn't the plane just fly away from the conveyor belt?

NO!!! For a plane to take off there must be airflow over the wings. Since the plane is stationary then there is no airflow therefore no takeoff. It is simple really.

[LINUS]

Well, I'd start with my personal religious situation - it comes first, and if I feel I'm allowed I'd do the following for myself:

One solid week at the shooting range with all my toys for the last time. A few side trips locally to visit some favorite resteraunts/breweries for the last time.

I'd tie up one loose string relationship wise.

Then give my Bimmer to my sister, let my dad finish the work. Give my Cruiser to my brother-in-law. Give my dad the International & the Willy's wagon.

That would happen at a party at my parents' house, where I'd have all my friends & family present so I could give all that I own to who I want to have it. But I'd make it clear I'll die overseas and that to just have my cremated body returned - this would be the last night I'd be seen alive & I want it to be a real party.

Buy a one-way to Holland, get good & stoned for a couple days there, then get to Germany.

Purchase a Sport Evo, and track time at the Ring, and spend my days there & nights enjoying the best of Germany's nightlife. I'd make a few side trips to see some personal points of interest throughout Europe, but I'd have "homebase" set up in Germany.

That's about it.

[Ryan Stewart]

Dump my girlfriend, go liquid with all my accounts, and travel the world.


Good luck on affording that much life insurance after getting told you are going to die.

[DarkWing6]

NO!!! For a plane to take off there must be airflow over the wings. Since the plane is stationary then there is no airflow therefore no takeoff. It is simple really.

It's not stationary. Are you new?

[e325i]

Dump my girlfriend, go liquid with all my accounts, and travel the world.


Good luck on affording that much life insurance after getting told you are going to die.

haha

[JGood]

I'd give my ex gf surprise buttsechs.

I have a mental list of about 4 people I'd love to beat the fucking shit out of, so I'd do that.

I would have sex with as many chicks as possible, using my death story for pity sex.

I'd do the whole liquidation thing, and probably steal some money too, buy some race teams old formula 1 car, get someone to make it even more powerful, and hit the ring, which is where I would die by means of overshooting a corner and hitting a wall at 220 mph. I would do this under the influence of Jagermeister.

I would have my remains put in my car, and have my car dropped in the ocean off of the Florida coast, while the song Paradise City plays in the background somewhere.