Death notice- your last request?

[Jand3rson]

I swear to god, I'm going to ban the next person who mentions the airplane on a conveyor belt.

[sticksdaman]

damn id better bite my tongue

the ban stick is out



















that shit is taking off PERIOD

[whiltebeitel]

I'd probably come clean to everyone I know, tell them exactly what I think of them, scrape up as much money as possible, build the LS1-Locost I've wanted to build, make sweet love to as many women as I can muster, party incessantly, travel to Europe and end my days at v-max with someone I love.

It's kind of a romantic notion for a car nut, but that's how I am.

[SWAPJUNKIE]

Three Months later they tell you they read the test results wrong and your are going to be fine.

[E30 Wagen]

^ I remember watching something on Dateline or some news show, and there was this guy who had that happen to him. He was told he was dead in 6 months, so he went and blew his life's savings. Then, the doctors realized they had read the wrong file. I think he tried to sue.

[whiltebeitel]

I'd proptly say "Fuc|<" and wallow in debt and poor credit for a few years, but it'd still be worth it in the end.

[PiercedE30]

As soon as everyone got on the plane shit I started cracking up!!!

[StereoInstaller1]

I would sell everything I own except give the E30 to my son.

I would hitch a ride to some small island off the coast of Jamaica.

Get a big sack of weed, a bottle of rum, and 2 young hookers...fuck until my dick hurts, then kill the pain with rum and weed...and do it again.

And pray they were wrong.

[LivingLegend06]

^ I remember watching something on Dateline or some news show, and there was this guy who had that happen to him. He was told he was dead in 6 months, so he went and blew his life's savings. Then, the doctors realized they had read the wrong file. I think he tried to sue.

I am pretty sure that was an episode of Becker.

[echothreezero]

I know this is supposed to be a lala dreamland thread, but unless the law has changed recently, generally girls who havn't fucked you all you life won't rush to join the queue because you are dying (although I guess to some it may be a drawcard), debt you rack up usually goes to your family (who also have to pay burial costs), and if you tried to go to Holland to get stoned, I guess that would depend on if the airport near you has conveyor belts?

[kylebes1]

I know this is supposed to be a lala dreamland thread

No its not

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Well thanks to those flying retards that decided to fuck my half decent thread.

No "new" ideas really came up. We are all just horny car guys :???:

[LINUS]

I know this is supposed to be a lala dreamland thread, but unless the law has changed recently, generally girls who havn't fucked you all you life won't rush to join the queue because you are dying (although I guess to some it may be a drawcard), debt you rack up usually goes to your family (who also have to pay burial costs),

You're a buzzkill.

and if you tried to go to Holland to get stoned, I guess that would depend on if the airport near you has conveyor belts?

What does this mean? Seriously, I'm OK in 3 languages, and I can't even make a loose translation of this that makes sense. Are you trying to bring up the stupid "plane on a belt" thing?

[Jscotty]

I swear to god, I'm going to ban the next person who mentions the airplane on a conveyor belt.

What about mentioning a helicopter on a conveyor belt?

[kylebes1]

What about mentioning a helicopter on a conveyor belt?

Set an example :hitler:

[JGood]

Here's one for you: A helicopter in a vacuum environment (minus engine air intake of course).