Death notice- your last request?

[JGood]

It's not stationary. Are you new?

It's stationary because it can't accelerate. The belt matches it's speed at any given point.

Duh.

[h0lmes]

It's not stationary. Are you new?

Are you new? The belt matches it's speed in the opposite direction. It is stationary.

[Ryan Stewart]

Are you new? The belt matches it's speed in the opposite direction. It is stationary.

Christ, I really hope you are being sarcastic. But judging by other posts you make you are probably serious.


Also, I would like to add I want a 3 hour funeral but with no eulogy. Just "Start Me Up!" on a loop, for 3 hours.

[Jscotty]

It's stationary because it can't accelerate. The belt matches it's speed at any given point.

Sure it can still accelerate. Airplane wheels are not powered.

NO!!! For a plane to take off there must be airflow over the wings. Since the plane is stationary then there is no airflow therefore no takeoff. It is simple really.

Actually being that the plane is powered by the engines on the wings and not the wheels, the conveyor belt would be irrelevant in the situation and the plane would take off as if it was on solid ground.

Were you seriously not around for that joke?

Yeah.. seriously, I must have missed that one.

[JGood]

Well, not sure how you missed a 50 page thread.

We all know the plane takes off. It's a joke. It's a joke that some people take too seriously and begin speaking about relative speeds, and somehow manage to prove the plane doesn't take off, because you can take the question out of context.

Edit: I cannot believe I brought this topic up again. I am sorry, to all of you.

[Turf1600]

It would take off - the wheels would jsut be spinning that much faster.

[JGood]

It would take off - the wheels would jsut be spinning that much faster.

Stop. Seriously.

[mtechnik]

OMG , not the conveyor belt bebate of the century to come!

This thread has got me cracking the F*** up here at work! You guys' fantasies are the bomb!

:D

[AndrewBird]

Lotus Sport Exige.
Ariel Atom.
N-Ring.
Done.

Well, maybe a few more things, but those are the important ones. ;)

[JGood]

Lotus Sport Exige.
Ariel Atom.
N-Ring.
Done.

Well, maybe a few more things, but those are the important ones. ;)

I'll take the gixxer powered go kart on the ring. THAT would be intense.

[LINUS]

I'll take the gixxer powered go kart on the ring. THAT would be intense.

My buddy is bulding a CR500 kart as we speak - I hope he's got it running before us WA guys run out of dry pavement at the end of Sept.

It should be fun.


Add an Atom to my list of Ring toys when I go over, good call.

[h0lmes]

Christ, I really hope you are being sarcastic. But judging by other posts you make you are probably serious.

No im not being sarcastic dickhead. Stop bashing every one of my fucking posts. If the plane is moving it will take off, if it is not moving then it will not take off. If the plane could take off on a conveyor then every fucking aircraft carrier would be a hell of a lot shorter.

[Jscotty]

Maybe the plane could fly if you put motorcycle stunt ramps on the conveyor belt.

[golde30]

real life GTA across the USA.

[Ryan Stewart]

No im not being sarcastic dickhead. Stop bashing every one of my fucking posts. If the plane is moving it will take off, if it is not moving then it will not take off. If the plane could take off on a conveyor then every fucking aircraft carrier would be a hell of a lot shorter.

Aaahhhhhahahahahahahaha. You really are that stupid.

What the fuck do they put in the water up there.