The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[magicswan20]

i just wanna say I've been a closet r3ver for a minute now. i swear im on here like every day. i wish you guys were my friends in real life. i love you guys

[dashboardmonkey]

^hahaha

[ACS Cabrio]

my buddy and i against my wife and her friend, that is supposed to be spongebob with a boner, and yes thats a blumpkin pumpkin

[Thizzelle]

a celebrity actually tweeted me back!

[u3b3rg33k]

pic fail.

[Thizzelle]

yes

[unevolved]

So you take a picture of him with instagram?

[Thizzelle]

[Thizzelle]

Some drunk old dude next to me is mad creepy

[Thizzelle]

On a half bottle of jager right now at bar. They are playing life is a high way lol

[E30 Wagen]

I am experiencing a craving for strawberry icecream.

[yert315]

Vodka waters tonight. Nobody will know I'm getting drunk.

[unevolved]

Dude. 1835 whiskey is fucking sweet.

[Thizzelle]

is there anyone on here no matter what football game is on TV you have to get drunk and watch it?

[HerbReal]

I choked his ass out hard.

Sounds flamey.

Drunk.

=)