The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Mr. Burns]

Went to the lake today to detox and
Chill with a buddy...there were babes with beer there. I got drunk, brought a chick home. Made out, played with the nicest tits I've ever seen. And then she began to cry because she "still loves her ex" fml. So
Close
To
Getting
Laid.

She sounds fat.

[eskimo810]

Fuck you all.

Well yeah, I guess there's no need for discretion.

[shiftbmw]

Fuck you all.

[Joe G]

Went to the lake today to detox and
Chill with a buddy...there were babes with beer there. I got drunk, brought a chick home. Made out, played with the nicest tits I've ever seen. And then she began to cry because she "still loves her ex" fml. So
Close
To
Getting
Laid.

[dannyyisntt]

Drink again burr what's it matter. Idgaf. Woo

[RUFFLZ]

dunno how I managed, but cuatro huevos topped w/ srirarcha, side of dem costco croissants w/ dat jam, and a peach snappla
yolo on mah diiiiiiiiiiiii

[freeride53]

Damn its a weeknight waffleswaffleswaffles. Like I got class tomorra.
I cant believe my car is here with my at school.

[freeride53]

Was just chillin with a bunch of the old high school homies.
downed a whole lotta brews, and realized that there was no dd to drive me all the way back home.
so i borrowed my homies SMALL ass skateboard, all fucked up and shit, and rode that/ran 4 miles home.
havent done that kinda shit since jr year in high school.
then i tried pisssed while skating and pissed all over everything.

[dashboardmonkey]

This thread delivers

[dannyyisntt]

A wee but dunk right now

[McGyver]

so who here has done 145 miles an hour in a vert while drinking a beer? (5th gear on the rev limiter)



my output shaft seal was toast so i had like 5 oz. of fluid in the tranny that was just metallic sludge. so after i drained it i filled it with shitty autozone ATF fluid, ran it to get all the rest of the metal shaving sludge out, and then drained and filled it with redline.

[PeaveyBassist]

Pissed myself again last night. FML

lol

[S62]

Pissed myself again last night. FML

[AbeSonic]

I'm fucked up. I loce Mexican partys

[Swanny]

Who's ever played moose?