The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[shaferbm]

I feel compelled to drink German beer because e30.

[Joe G]

Tried to speak Chinese while ordering thai. My lips are on fire.

[cale]

Someone changes the channel at 1000hrs when f1 pre-race starts, i say put it back, argument ensues, bit of pushing and shoving which escalates starts. I say "are you sure you wanna do this" and he keeps it going so I hit him with a right, grab his neck and smash him with my left knee and I get called for sucker punching....bs or what? fuck i hate drunks, but I love sorting em out. yes I'm a lil drunk

ps. i'm skinny as fack so i'm not "bro" at all

[Joe G]

i certainly do enjoy the garden of hoes. Just had a sixer of it on saturday.

[m3clutch]

my dick...

[willworkfore30s]

That beer stole the name from the stip club I am opening!

[Ryan...]

Anyone else like this stuff? Bought a 6 pack because some guy gave me an $8 gift card to some obscure liquor store.. I'm hooked..

[LJ851]

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[Joe G]

[shaferbm]

^I plan to move to the PNW as soon as I finish my bachelors. Clean cars, beautiful scenery, and it's also not Ohio. No one move to Ohio guys. All we have are roller coasters and senior citizens who go to Florida every winter.
I'm not bitter I swear.

[Mr. Tasty]

Drunk Stupid and Laying it all out. Also young and dumb but mature for my age, 22. Thinking of moving to Phoenix Arizona. How is it there? Anyone been? I like the whole no rain, no winter and no rust thing. Also phoenix is within driving distance of California which I kinda long for but don't think i would ever afford as long as i'm a mechanic and also don't agree with the government there. I live in Dayton Ohio where the days are grey for 6 months out of the year, there's lots of rain and the cars rust fast. They use tons of salt here. The used import market is adequate but less then desirable. Its a dying city that once was great. The city had more patents then any city in America for years in the first half of the twentieth century. Now the city is nearly uninhabitable do to crime. Its beautiful but the people are poor and strung out.

there is tons of rain during the fall season. Well, if it does rain there's most likely flooding. Love it down here though

[shaferbm]

Haha nice. The Stella's and the Pringles both sound delicious.

[ButtJuice]

Had 6 stellas and a full tube of hot sauce flavored (limited edition) pringles.... fuck

Also, 88.1 fm has been making sex to my ears.

[shaferbm]

Definitely just got good and buzzed up at the new, and only club in town... just in case you'all wanted to know.

At the New New River Gorge??!!?!

That's the only thing I know about and refer to as the New.

[shaferbm]

Obama gonna give free rubbers to errbody!

You Won't.