The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[m3clutch]

fucking blown.

[randomtask37]

Last night I'm gonna be at school and I have a fuckin head cold...cool

Does your vagina need to be douched as well?

Get out there and party!

[kickinindian]

Why in the fuck are you drinking bud ice?

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Yea really i would rather drink some vodja and and recycle the remaining alcahol from that in my piss and drink it

[Joe G]

Why in the fuck are you drinking bud ice?

[Kevinxkrazy]

My local liqueur store raised the price of bud ice almost a dollar.

[phreshkid]

I hate alcohol, that's why I only drink beers.

[Cronopoulos]

Fuck this school, man... I'm so tirede of the people here save for one, maybe two people... so ready to leave after spring...

fuckkkkkkk yeshhhhhhhhhhh

[Wergen7]

honestly dude

[Pl3wA]

awww fuck, thsi foruigfnrewa

[Pl3wA]

i cant FEEL MY FACE AGAIN TODAY. someon ahhple

[Pl3wA]

i almost banged this one girl at my job last night. it was dope. but didnt happen. fucking asshole cockblocking co workers :P

[S62]

My friends and I had a little reunion about a week ago, 15 people ended up going. We ended up killing a whole keg, 2 30 racks, and 2 12's of steel reserve.... I came up with the great idea of making a beerbong before hand..kind of a good idea. Halfway through the night after killing around 10ish beers (result of 20 games of flip cup) I approached one of my friends and told him I was gonna fight another one of my friends. Apparently I was slurring very badly much worse than he had ever seen (we have drinkin a lot together) I ended up wrestling my friend in the mud. woke up in the morning covered in mud, I then proceded to the bathroom and began to yack my brains out. Another one of my friends decided it would be a good idea to chug beers while hitting a lip, yea it was a pretty bad idea.

[kickinindian]

Fuckin my ex-fiannces good friend from highschool that she wants to hang out with again. I got to her first! :P

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[yert315]

Got setup on a blind date tonight. I'm nervous about it.

[magicswan20]

even if you are not driving you cant leave base. if youre driving its dui anyway if your bac is .03 or higher. they are crackin down out here... unfortunately