The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[TopOfTheLine89]

Drunk Stupid and Laying it all out. Also young and dumb but mature for my age, 22. Thinking of moving to Phoenix Arizona. How is it there? Anyone been? I like the whole no rain, no winter and no rust thing. Also phoenix is within driving distance of California which I kinda long for but don't think i would ever afford as long as i'm a mechanic and also don't agree with the government there. I live in Dayton Ohio where the days are grey for 6 months out of the year, there's lots of rain and the cars rust fast. They use tons of salt here. The used import market is adequate but less then desirable. Its a dying city that once was great. The city had more patents then any city in America for years in the first half of the twentieth century. Now the city is nearly uninhabitable do to crime. Its beautiful but the people are poor and strung out.

[Nsquared97]

Definitely just got good and buzzed up at the new, and only club in town... just in case you'all wanted to know.

[Joe G]

Granted if the girl isnt on the pill and she is one of those that is iffy, stinky, slutty, unfamiliar, or just loves the dick way too much then its rubber time. But for all my gfs, and past regular hook ups its bare backin the way god intended.

[AT-JeffT]

Agreed. 13 story dorm that is right in front of the door + condom water balloons = great fun.

[Joe G]

Can you think of anything else they are really good for? They will hold a gallon of water easily.

[DatUtahGuy]

Condoms are good for only a few things

1) water balloons
2) making sex less pleasurable
3) making sex not happen(if you don't have one)
4) water balloons
5) drugs in your rectum
6) water balloons

What the fuck is it with you and water balloons kid?

[Joe G]

Condoms are good for only a few things

1) water balloons
2) making sex less pleasurable
3) making sex not happen(if you don't have one)
4) water balloons
5) drugs in your rectum
6) water balloons

[Sailor37]

Obama gonna give free rubbers to errbody!

[Joe G]

what is this rubber you speak of?

[BrewCity11]

Speaking of cougars......

Had a bit of a bbq last night, bout 20 people showed up. Out for a few after, i was the first to come home at 1am. One roomie and her man got home, broke into my room at 330 asking if i had any rubbers. I said no. GTFO
Other roomie came home, crashed out right away i hear.
Drunk buddy came shortly after, broke into my room to get me to come out for a drink. Shot of whiskey at 4am. Back to bed, he passes out on couch.
Door rings, one of our swedish aupair friends needs a place to crash. Set her up on the other couch at 430.
Then my other roomie barges into my room at 530, naked with a full hardon asking for rubbers. I say no, gtfo. I ask him where he's doing all this, he says on the back porch, in 35 degree weather, with a 45 year old cougar he picked up tonight, cause all the rooms and couches were taken.

Moral of the story, but your own fukin rubbers.

[325ix]

I'm drunk, bored and I want girls...

[dashboardmonkey]

This thread is always good for a laugh

[yert315]

I don't know what you've done to me but I know this much is trueeee...

I'm watching True Blood while pounding beers. A few sexy bitches in this show

[CorvallisBMW]

Your mom does

[Sailor37]

lol@ icehouse...they still make that stuff?