The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[kickinindian]

soo lemme tell you how peeved i am. i live in japan. im military. we are not allowed to drink off base anymore. can't leave base if our BAC is above .03. cant be off base past 11. cant buy alcohol past 10pm. im an alcoholic. im doomed.

yea that seems pretty lame i mean even if your not driving?

[magicswan20]

soo lemme tell you how peeved i am. i live in japan. im military. we are not allowed to drink off base anymore. can't leave base if our BAC is above .03. cant be off base past 11. cant buy alcohol past 10pm. im an alcoholic. im doomed.

[unevolved]

Fuck Canadian Mist.

[kickinindian]

if you like jack, try honey jack or single barrel jack ( or is it double barrel?). honey tastes delicious, and single barrel is just regular jack on steroids. that single barrel shit is only for when you mix it though lol that bottle doesn't fuck around.

i liked honey jack the first couple times and then i grew to really hate it idk why lol

[Dirty325ix]

Well I'm drunk early because I have to, bleed my breaks, attach my coolant lines and fill then drain them attach a few electrical wires around the engine..then finish my 5 speed wiring.which includes attaching my.clutch pedals......oh and then attach my exhaust and then after all the bull shit I push in the clutch and the car starts


Damn now that I write it out it looks like a lot more work
prolly shouldn't o.drinkn so much.canadian mist wiskers

[Pantless Spency]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

[kickinindian]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

Lol same thing happened to me last night!

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[Kevinxkrazy]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

[J.Rizo]

if you like jack, try honey jack or single barrel jack ( or is it double barrel?). honey tastes delicious, and single barrel is just regular jack on steroids. that single barrel shit is only for when you mix it though lol that bottle doesn't fuck around.

[Kevinxkrazy]

My drink of choice is kraken or Jerry's.

[dashboardmonkey]

Amatuer

[Pantless Spency]

Yeah, it looks cool in movies, but that's a really bad idea. Especially for your first time drinking it.

it really wasnt that terrible, but let me tell you i was definitely looking for the cocacolla after that swig hahhahahahha

[unevolved]

but i did take one swig from the bottle and i was like woooaoaoaaaaaa nelly, pretty gnarly tasting

Yeah, it looks cool in movies, but that's a really bad idea. Especially for your first time drinking it.

[Pantless Spency]

its really not that bad,
jack and coke for all my drinks tonight.
but i did take one swig from the bottle and i was like woooaoaoaaaaaa nelly, pretty gnarly tasting

[Kevinxkrazy]

Jacks the only thing I can't do