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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039
    #1306
    We went through 6 kegs this weekend.....damn.

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      • matt40567
        Wrencher
        • Jan 2006
        • 258
        #1307
        Originally posted by love the booB5
        I did that a couple of weeks ago. Came to find out she was a beast. Dark bar + me hammered + any woman around = me trying to get my dick wet.

        easy fix. when you get home take a shot. turn the lights down in the room..and you two will be cleared for take off.. just tell her you gotta work in the morning and she needs to peace once your all toweled off

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          • Fidhle007
            I can fly, motherfucker
            • Oct 2005
            • 7209
            #1308
            Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

            I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...
            '89 325is S50 Track Montser
            '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

            http://www.avarestoration.com

            http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


            Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

            http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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              • atomic
                R3V Elite
                • Jun 2007
                • 5691
                #1309
                Originally posted by Fidhle007
                Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

                I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...



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                  • der affe
                    Moderator
                    Technical
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 8452
                    #1310
                    Originally posted by Fidhle007
                    Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

                    I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...

                    you are most of the way to a long island icetea with that combo!
                    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                      • Fidhle007
                        I can fly, motherfucker
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 7209
                        #1311
                        Originally posted by der affe
                        you are most of the way to a long island icetea with that combo!
                        Damn. I might as well go get fitted for a vagina.


                        Well, it's morning and the hangover hasn't hit yet...


                        Now we wait.
                        '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                        '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                        http://www.avarestoration.com

                        http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                        Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                        http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                          • Money$hit
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1604
                            #1312
                            I had a $78 bar tab, one of my cabinets in the bathroom has the doors ripped off of it, and my head is killing me.

                            I need to quit drinking.

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                              • love the booB5
                                Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 60
                                #1313
                                Originally posted by Money$hift
                                I need to quit drinking.
                                You take it back
                                I drive a B5 A4 and have nothing constructive to offer this community.

                                Bring on the HATE.

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                                  • Reap3r
                                    E30 Addict
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 596
                                    #1314
                                    mmmmmm beeeeerrrrrr is sooo good, vagina is just as good tho :D


                                    Turbo M42 Build thread:
                                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=169672

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                                      • grantlacey11
                                        Mod Crazy
                                        • Jan 2009
                                        • 680
                                        #1315


                                        after a long night of caribou lous. good times!

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                                          • threlevenguy
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 1057
                                            #1316
                                            Originally posted by mintscorpion

                                            Halloween '05 with a lady friend of mine.

                                            looks like a girl i know, butoutta my league

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                                              • e30frosh
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 2170
                                                #1317
                                                Outta my league = Her telling me where my tongue stops fitting.

                                                Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                                Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                                Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                                Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                                Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                                Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                                Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                                Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                                  • threlevenguy
                                                    E30 Enthusiast
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 1057
                                                    #1318
                                                    WOO ITS MY BDAY 20!!!!!1 a tease age........weak!!!!!!!

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                                                      • CleanAzzE30z
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 11794
                                                        #1319
                                                        Enjoy it man.



                                                        Mariano


                                                        2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                                        1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                                        1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                                        -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                                        -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                                                          • Money$hit
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 1604
                                                            #1320
                                                            Originally posted by grantlacey11


                                                            after a long night of caribou lous. good times!
                                                            I can never get caribou lou to taste right. Idk.

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