The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Joe G]

[LJ851]

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[Ryan...]

Anyone else like this stuff? Bought a 6 pack because some guy gave me an $8 gift card to some obscure liquor store.. I'm hooked..

[willworkfore30s]

That beer stole the name from the stip club I am opening!

[m3clutch]

my dick...

[Joe G]

i certainly do enjoy the garden of hoes. Just had a sixer of it on saturday.

[cale]

Someone changes the channel at 1000hrs when f1 pre-race starts, i say put it back, argument ensues, bit of pushing and shoving which escalates starts. I say "are you sure you wanna do this" and he keeps it going so I hit him with a right, grab his neck and smash him with my left knee and I get called for sucker punching....bs or what? fuck i hate drunks, but I love sorting em out. yes I'm a lil drunk

ps. i'm skinny as fack so i'm not "bro" at all

[Joe G]

Tried to speak Chinese while ordering thai. My lips are on fire.

[shaferbm]

I feel compelled to drink German beer because e30.

[dannyyisntt]

Hi guys I made homemade Kailua and it's fantastic. Several glasses in and it just keeps getting better

[matthugie]

Crown royal is my friend. And very tasty.

[shaferbm]

No, no get Great Lakes Holy Moses, it's kind of an east coast thing (sorry SoCal and PNW'ers) yup. I want to live out west.

[dreamchasin]

2 third reichs, 7 red deaths, 2 snakebites down...someone name some more shots. I very rarely drink...so tonight im getting smashed. Thank god for spell correct.

[spike68]

yum.

[jrobie79]

conversation with my buddy on facebook:

me: e30 got rearended this week
buddy of mine: I saw, I was heartbroken, it was like losing a friend times losing a dog times losing a great machine
I'm gonna start the history

Without that bmw, there would have been no dirves to florida

without that vehicle, many people i love would never have seen the gulf coast

without that vehicle, we would never have known the brilliance of uncle chet

without that vehicle, guy murray would never have seen........anywhere but melrose

happy easter sunday everyone!!!!

getting a little nostalgic over my e30's travels