Need morning after pill

[MattE30]

Raise your hand if you remember when r3v mods would lock any pointless threads or complain about an asinine post.

[Widm3r]

Classic, someones offended...

I will never be able to look at a shop-vac with a straight face ever again.


Brian

[kylebes1]

I think there are 6 people viewing our banter!! HAHAHA

[aaron.j]

can this thread be locked? plz.

[kylebes1]

yep. its a shame, even though its vacuum sealed, she tells me she has no idea if you've entered or not. i guess its that little. such a shame for you, man.

I have always gotten that. I should meat gaze so I will know if my meat is big or not, at least that can be my excuse.


LOL

[JGood]

I was wondering how you always leave it so tight!

yep. its a shame, even though its vacuum sealed, she tells me she has no idea if you've entered or not. i guess its that little. such a shame for you, man.

[kylebes1]

No worries. The Abortionator 2000 removes all semen, girl-created fluids, diseases, fetuses, ovaries, and anything else hiding in or around the vagina tract. With nearly 400 lbs of suction force, she will be lefty fully deflated. I will use this after every time I use her.

I was wondering how you always leave it so tight!

[JGood]

So if I have to vacuum a fetus out of her it probably ain't mine

No worries. The Abortionator 2000 removes all semen, girl-created fluids, diseases, fetuses, ovaries, and anything else hiding in or around the vagina tract. With nearly 400 lbs of suction force, she will be lefty fully deflated. I will use this after every time I use her.

[kylebes1]

Of course you are, that's why your gf comes to me now.

FYI, she doesn't like that vac, so don't bother.

So if I have to vacuum a fetus out of her it probably ain't mine

[CorvallisBMW]

lol i love this thread

[JGood]

i am lacking i guess

Of course you are, that's why your gf comes to me now.

FYI, she doesn't like that vac, so don't bother.

[kylebes1]

The Abortionator 2000 does not compare in satisfaction to the Impregnator 3000. My natural equipment has no competition.

i am lacking i guess

[JGood]

If you use that vacuum just right she may fall in love with you

The Abortionator 2000 does not compare in satisfaction to the Impregnator 3000. My natural equipment has no competition.

[kylebes1]

Fuck that. You can still vac the fetus out, long after the sperm and egg hitch up. Do you have any idea how much suction is created when you use the long, skinny, angle tipped extension in a vagina? Not only will it suck it out, it will put it through the steel mesh filter like a fucking cheese grater. No evidence, just a slimy pile of early life.

You wanna talk about a queef, you should hear the sound made when you hit the reverse switch on the vac and start blowin that shit up.

If you use that vacuum just right she may fall in love with you

[JGood]

push da bitch down the stairs - works better than a punch - and more likely to be believed it was an accident

Time proven and scientifically tested!

Fuck that. You can still vac the fetus out, long after the sperm and egg hitch up. Do you have any idea how much suction is created when you use the long, skinny, angle tipped extension in a vagina? Not only will it suck it out, it will put it through the steel mesh filter like a fucking cheese grater. No evidence, just a slimy pile of early life.

You wanna talk about a queef, you should hear the sound made when you hit the reverse switch on the vac and start blowin that shit up.