Need morning after pill

[magicandmischief182]

best thread so far today. Get the magician to cut her in half, remove what's yours and then let him put her back together again.

i only learned the first part of the trick, i never really learned how to put them back together

I think a little bit of both.....

if you don't have a form of contraception- DON'T HAVE SEX DUMBASS!

deal with your own shit.... if you can't be responsible about it, then you shouldn't have sex.... and if you haven't heard of planned parenthood or some other free clinic, pull your head out of your ass!

Stupid people SHOULDN'T BREED!!!!

arent you the firefighter?

Ok Lancey-Boy, here's the deal:

A) If you are kidding (which seems to be a popular opinion around here) it's not really that funny. Some of the responses have made my day though...

B) If you are serious, you're fucked. RU-52/Plan B/The Morning After Pill PREVENTS ovulation and is NOT an abortion pill. If taken no more than three days after insemination BEFORE ovulation has started you have a roughly 80% chance of preventing pregnancy but once ovulation has begun you're pretty much screwed. Thems tha breaks, kid.

To address the stupidity issue: engaging in sexual contact without some sort of birth control, be it a barrier method or something hormonal, WILL lead to pregnancy. Don't for a minute think that you can pull out before you get any semen in her vagina because it's already there. The likelyhood of a man's "pre-cum" containing semen is VERY high and is not a risk you want to take.

Good luck with either the coat hanger or finding a sense of humor! (Actually the sense of humor would be useful if you are being serious too I suppose...)

~Brendan

hey brendan

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


There is so many stupid people on this board. I'm not saying I am the most intelligent being to walk this earth, but jesus fucking christ people.

Did everyone miss the tail of the dragon thread? Do you not see the relationship? ARE YOU THAT DENSE??? Even without that thread, I think it's fairly obvious to see that he wasn't being serious.

This is a joke. You know, like, ha-ha?

i even got it

[Fidhle007]

My statement still stands, you'd be fucked if she was already ovulating. Also, it wasn't really that funny, but the responses were definitely worth the read. Kind of makes up for the time I wasted reading 13 pages of dragon cock the other day....

[magicandmischief182]

what is up with people looking for hand outs and can not take on their own responsibilities damn maybe the condom that was invented was done so for a good reason ???? hmmmmmm no money here either the magician used a slight of hand trick and robbed me blind sorry.


You know you could always let some other guy dump a load in her tonight and it just might keep you from being the real daddy

you mean sleight? c'mon if you are going to make fun of me at least spell correctly

[Bimmerboy91]

thanks, i appreciate that

SSSHHH!!!!

[magicandmischief182]

Sorry, dude. Like to help you but I guess you'r fucked. Gave all my money to some magician.

thanks, i appreciate that

[Jand3rson]

i just jam the shop vac in there when i'm done. nothing says safety like 6.5hp in suction mode.

The mental image I got of that was the funniest thing I've seen in days.

[Bill-B]

i just jam the shop vac in there when i'm done. nothing says safety like 6.5hp in suction mode.

[JGood]

on a serious note, i have a planB in my medicine cabinet. peace of mind.

i just jam the shop vac in there when i'm done. nothing says safety like 6.5hp in suction mode.

[golde30]

i lol'd. esp since F&F3 WAS on last nite....LOL.

on a serious note, i have a planB in my medicine cabinet. peace of mind. and for a lil pill, that fucker comes in a HUGE box...

[TopOfTheLine89]

great thread lance, although katie is probably more responcable for its humor.

[KenC]

This thread is hilarious. Reminds me of when Heeter had 99% of the members here and on E30Tech thinking he got some Myspace chick pregnant.

HAHAHA

LOLin' old skool 8)

[thectrlguy]

ohh you were joking? Now I get it.... (yawn...)

:D

that was fun. thankfully there are some members like JGood and Madjurgen

there are some seriously dense people on this board. damn.

[rwh11385]

:D

that was fun. thankfully there are some members like JGood and Madjurgen

there are some seriously dense people on this board. damn.

[MattE30]

Lance, I always thought you were a staunch republican. You've done wrong on so many levels.

[ian e30 318is]

This thread is hilarious.

+1. :D