Need morning after pill

[Digitalwave]

Hey guys. I busted in my gf's cooch last night and she's in the ovulation stage of her girl-clock, so I really need to get her cleansed with RU-52, but I can't afford it. Please paypal me some donations so I don't bring a child into this world, and then I couldn't afford GC's. please help me dawgs.

peace, e30 love

omgz does she have a myspace?

[george graves]

damn man you got me. All the hype from dragontail had me wound up and I was like " what the f... another freeloader " but anywho fun read and lamo about it now

Hey atomic, yea - you look like a ass (like the other guys) but I appericate the balls that you admited it!!!

[cferb]

half naked pics? where???:hitler:

EDIT: dammit, you were right...

[Julien]

oh my jesus, i think i laughed my cold/flu away.



thanks r3v

[Fidhle007]

Fuck, this shit is funny, I like it here. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. *must not make Kate525i joke, must not make Kate525i joke, dammit, so tempting...*

[Quik325ix]

so even in making fun of dragon tail guy, my previous statement about kate stands.


little slow on the uptake guys.

[Jand3rson]

for fuck sake, why are you here? you never contribute anything useful other than giving most of us something to laugh about due to your vapid stupidity and ugly half naked pics. You dont even own an E30! if this dude is actually in need, the least you could do is not lecture him on his mistakes. Yeah, he fucked up, but dont you think hes aware of that little fact by now? However misplaced his priorities may be, people do make mistakes, and sometimes they are large and potentially life changing. And maybe i am being naive and/or gullible, but if this is a legitimate problem, i think that it would be so much worse to not help the kid.

Oh my fucking god...

IT'S NOT TRUE.

[tonytony]

it was a lol'er from the replies, the first post gave it away.........

[Jean]

yawn

[atomic]

damn man you got me. All the hype from dragontail had me wound up and I was like " what the f... another freeloader " but anywho fun read and lamo about it now

[Fidhle007]

i only learned the first part of the trick, i never really learned how to put them back together

Fuck Dude, even I can do that with any reasonably sized chainsaw. Now that's what we folks here in NH call a good time!

arent you the firefighter?

Yeah, I know, wierd, huh?

hey brendan

Yes?

i even got it

No Rly? I got it too, hence the lengthy, sarcastic post about Plan B's lack of effectiveness in his supposed situation. It was fun pulling all of those figures out of my ass.

And it's spelled F-I-D-D-L-E-R just FYI...

[Bill-B]

for fuck sake, why are you here? you never contribute anything useful other than giving most of us something to laugh about due to your vapid stupidity and ugly half naked pics. You dont even own an E30! if this dude is actually in need, the least you could do is not lecture him on his mistakes. Yeah, he fucked up, but dont you think hes aware of that little fact by now? However misplaced his priorities may be, people do make mistakes, and sometimes they are large and potentially life changing. And maybe i am being naive and/or gullible, but if this is a legitimate problem, i think that it would be so much worse to not help the kid.

I lol'd

[Quik325ix]

if you don't have a form of contraception- DON'T HAVE SEX DUMBASS!

deal with your own shit.... if you can't be responsible about it, then you shouldn't have sex.... and if you haven't heard of planned parenthood or some other free clinic, pull your head out of your ass!

Stupid people SHOULDN'T BREED!!!!

for fuck sake, why are you here? you never contribute anything useful other than giving most of us something to laugh about due to your vapid stupidity and ugly half naked pics. You dont even own an E30! if this dude is actually in need, the least you could do is not lecture him on his mistakes. Yeah, he fucked up, but dont you think hes aware of that little fact by now? However misplaced his priorities may be, people do make mistakes, and sometimes they are large and potentially life changing. And maybe i am being naive and/or gullible, but if this is a legitimate problem, i think that it would be so much worse to not help the kid.

[magicandmischief182]

Baby - Stephen Lynch
This is for my little girl
My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby

I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she

Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
cause that was an ugly ass...

Damn that's an ugly baby (x4)
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, not me!
I don't want no ugly baby!
I said damn that's an ugly ass baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby...

[Quik325ix]

if ya actually legitimately need help, ill do what i can. It sucks being in that situation but seriously, maybe rather than spending all ur cash on modding and drift events, you should put some in savings so that if u are in a sticky spot again, this wont be as big of an issue.