Omg Wtf Shit

[mtechnik]

At least they didnt jack you up and run off with the seat plus said dollar note combinations.

Multi-tasking here , sorry.

[kylebes1]

Rex-Kwando had my back sucka!

I don't really know why I went through all the issue. I need the money I guess. I resigned from my lame ass regular paying job to go out on a limb and try to make it on my own, so I guess I have set a standard I am not going to keep!

[Jscotty]

I was afraid that the guy would tell you that the $100 seat money is tied up in a foreign bank somewhere and he needs you to put up some good faith money so that you can assist him with collecting the released funds and splitting the difference.

[kylebes1]

I was afraid that the guy would tell you that the $100 seat money is tied up in a foreign bank somewhere and he needs you to put up some good faith money so that you can assist him with collecting the released funds and splitting the difference.

I was expecting a $5000 cashier's check.

Here is the funny part

The fagbag#3 wanted me to write and sign that I would mail the bolts to nun#1.

I wrote:
"I will mail you the bolts for the BMW

Mike Jones"

I'll let you guess why that is funny

[Mystikal]

lol, i'll watch out for "polesmoker#3"

I'd hope everyone would be weary of such man prior to reading this thread.

Jay

[Mystikal]

I wrote:
"I will mail you the bolts for the BMW

Mike Jones"

WHO?

[JGood]

Why is it, when you part out BMW's, when people come to pick parts up, they are always the most shady, whacked out people? Every damn time someone comes to get parts from me it's always some new, exciting life form, that even my wild imagination wouldn't be able to come up with. And these people always want me to throw in another part, for $5, even though it's worth about $95.

[stevofthahill]

WHO?

mike jones...

[kylebes1]

WHO?

I said Mike Jones, ain't nothin changed I stay the same

[Axxe]

I've had that. Someone came to pick up door cards for the front, and expected me to throw in the complete doors for an extra $20. Complete with window, motor, mirror, etc. I lol'd.

[kylebes1]

Why is it, when you part out BMW's, when people come to pick parts up, they are always the most shady, whacked out people? Every damn time someone comes to get parts from me it's always some new, exciting life form, that even my wild imagination wouldn't be able to come up with. And these people always want me to throw in another part, for $5, even though it's worth about $95.

yea one guy wanted only the lense of my full set of perfect e34 headlights. I was like, I will sell you the lense for $100 and you can have the rest free!

[stevofthahill]

I said Mike Jones, ain't nothin changed I stay the same

I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know my name

[Jscotty]

And these people always want me to throw in another part, for $5, even though it's worth about $95.

Yeah, that happens to me too.. People with one eye, one tooth, a wooden leg- Sometimes it seems like they crawled out of a sewer and dragged themselves over to my house.

I sold both drive axles and the differential to this guy who wouldn't stop begging me for other parts. He kept saying, "Its not like you really need it. C'mon and let me have it."

[JGood]

Yeah, that happens to me too.. People with one eye, one tooth, a wooden leg- Sometimes it seems like they crawled out of a sewer and dragged themselves over to my house.

I sold both drive axles and the differential to this guy who wouldn't stop begging me for other parts. He kept saying, "Its not like you really need it. C'mon and let me have it."

These are the same people that go to fucking garage sales. My entire family goes "garage sale-ing". Are you kidding me? Just go to work for a few extra hours and buy what you need, at a store, new, instead of driving around at 6am looking at used shit that you probably don't need.

[Farbin Kaiber]

The fagbag#3 wanted me to write and sign that I would mail the bolts to nun#1.

I wrote:
"I will mail you the bolts for the BMW

Mike Jones"

I'll let you guess why that is funny

??? Because you did not state WHAT bolts you will be sending for said BMW ???


you didnt even say what model BMW said bolts would come from