Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[Turf1600]

Seventh grade we had a ski trip, two hour bus ride, and I was ready to tear it up. So we get to the ski resort and I get the snowboard and boots, and get to the top of the hill, and I throw up. I spent the rest of the trip in the nurses stand puking my guts out. So, it is time to leave and I still feel like shit, and at this point, all of my friends are tapping me on the shoulder and asking if I was ok. All of the tapping started to piss me off. So on the bus ride home I kept throwing up while everyone was sleeping. When we got back to the school I was tired, felt like shit, and pissed off...not a good combo. Well, this girl I like (I didn't see her coming) taps me on the shoulder right as my friend called my name, I thought it was him behind me, so I wound up and backhanded her right in the face!!! I thought it was my buddy until I looked and saw her with a busted nose, and a bloody lip:D She never talked to me again, and all my friends brought it up to her whenever she was near me

I hope to god you apologized and explained.

[JGood]

Seventh grade we had a ski trip, two hour bus ride, and I was ready to tear it up. So we get to the ski resort and I get the snowboard and boots, and get to the top of the hill, and I throw up. I spent the rest of the trip in the nurses stand puking my guts out. So, it is time to leave and I still feel like shit, and at this point, all of my friends are tapping me on the shoulder and asking if I was ok. All of the tapping started to piss me off. So on the bus ride home I kept throwing up while everyone was sleeping. When we got back to the school I was tired, felt like shit, and pissed off...not a good combo. Well, this girl I like (I didn't see her coming) taps me on the shoulder right as my friend called my name, I thought it was him behind me, so I wound up and backhanded her right in the face!!! I thought it was my buddy until I looked and saw her with a busted nose, and a bloody lip:D She never talked to me again, and all my friends brought it up to her whenever she was near me

You should have puked in her hair while she was down.

[Turf1600]

You should have puked in her hair while she was down.

R kelly style

[LINUS]

Wow, the best I got wasn't really even my problem, more the girls'

-In elementary school (3rd grade??) they had us out for PE & there was a run of days where we were playing flag football. Sure enough, I go for the flags on one girl one of the 1st couple days we were playing, and it was a near miss but I pantsed that little girl. Susie C - if you see this I'm still sorry.

Anyhow, Murphy's law was in full play or whatever - maybe she was growing & mom had just bought her new loose undies to grow into, because those came down too.

So there I was on the ground, one flag in hand - Susie didn't go down, but her flag belt, shorts, & undies are all at her knees, and she's froze just holding the ball. Poor girl, it was such a shock I didn't even think to really cop a look. Seemed like 5 minutes before she finally dropped the ball & pulled up her clothes.

I actually liked her, but she never was quite as nice to me after that day.

Sorry Susie.

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I got caught getting it on once in H.S. by my girlfriends' dad, but he wasn't too scary to me, so I pretty much didn't care he caught us despite him catching me in stroke, buns in the air. She wasn't as carefree as I was though. Oh well.

I am far more sorry to little Susie than that girlfriend.

Another time in high school I passed out at a friends' party, and I woke up with a lot of makeup on - lipstick, eye goop, cheek powder - the 9. Someone took pics and they would randomly surface at school that year, but it happened to a lot of us so I hardly even cared - I guess since I never pooped my drawers in public yet, I just don't have any good ones.

[UNHCLL]

I wore sneakers to a business meeting once.

[DEV0 E30]

I wore sneakers to a business meeting once.

Living life on the edge. Watch out for this guy.

[JGood]

I wore sneakers to a business meeting once.

My friend needed to borrow shoes for an important meeting once. I was very hung over and when he came to my house I had the shoes in a bag for him.

Apparently I was not just hungover, but instead still drunk when I bagged them up. He got to the meeting and found in the bag 2 different shoes, and they were both lefty's. One was a timberland work boot, the other was a nice dress shoe.

[UNHCLL]

Living life on the edge. Watch out for this guy.

According to the foreman at the job site... it was "dangerous".
Apparently they thought that a pair of leather dress shoes would protect your feet from a falling i-beam better than sneakers.

I spent the next hour of the meeting outside the facility walking around while they toured the inside.

doh!

[jflip2002]

In 2nd grade, we used to have to take the ice cream bucket with a clothes pin with our name on it, to the rest room. It was like our hall pass. Well, I went to take a fat shit. And even as a little kid, I didnt wanna smell, or bring the hsit smell back to me. So I neatly hung up my shirt, neatly took of my pants and hung those up too.

well some ass hole 6th graders came in, kicked in the bathroom stall, and started laughing. Up until about last year, I couldnt shit anywhere besides at home or a hotel. Now I only shit at home or at work lol.

[StereoInstaller1]

I drive a 1988 Chevy Astro.

It is dark green, cheapass 10 year old Maaco paint.

It says "Loud & Clear Car Audio" on the side.

That, my boys, is embarassing.

[Bill-B]

I hope to god you apologized and explained.

I did my best to try, she wouldn't let me talk after that

[AndrewBird]

I have a few.

In the 7th or 8th grade, there was this joke that consisted of pouring apple juice into one of the plastic bags that the hamburgers came in at lunch and calling it “piss in a bag”. Well, one day, the piss is being passed around the table like it’s real piss and it’s gross. The kid across the table from me grabs it and tosses it across the table towards me. The bad lads, flops over, and the apple juice shoots straight at me, all over my crotch. The usual pissed your pants look followed and I had to call my mom to bring me clean pants. That kid got dump in a trash can head first the next day.

In the 8th grade (again), I knew a girl who had a twin, but I didn’t know she had a twin at first. Well, I always you to kind of flirt with her and mess with her by giving her “Jumper Cables”, poking the sides of her stomach to make her jump. I’m walking to class one day on in front of me I see her. So I sneak up behind her and do it. She jumps so much she drops all her books and it scares the shit out of her. AS she turns around, I realize it isn't her and later find out it was her twin. I felt so bad and was so embarrassed.

I went to Japan my Junior year in high school as part of a band exchange program. The deal is, we go there ever other year, they come here, ever other year. But anyways, we had this big concert over there in this AMAZING theater. The night of the concert, I realize I didn't bring any dress shoes and the only shoes I had were black and brown Etnies with BRIGHT yellow laces. And I play in the center front row. Felt a little silly, but it worked ok since we were playing Jazz.

See me?


Oh, and the girl hula hooping, She has won several hula hooping contests. She hula hooped while we played Sing, Sing, Sing. Ended up SO badass.

[speedhop]

at this thread

When I was younger I traveled a lot, split home with parents on either side of country...anyways 10 yr old on plane who had to pee to the point where it feels like you have needles shooting out your pee hole.

I run to the bathroom, those tiny little shit smelling port-a-potties on a plane, do my thing and attempt to get out....but in my blissful piss eradication I can't find the handle to get out. Picture a 10 year old alone on a plane pounding on the door having a panic attack because he thinks he's stuck in the shit hole the rest of eternity. A few seconds of pounding and the flight attendant, large black woman, opens the door nonchalantly proclaiming "all you had to do is push" in her, you're an idiot voice. Everyone on the plane thought I was dying or having a seizure. I'm walking back getting the strangest looks from all these people and I get to go back to my seat and brood next to the sleeping fat ass who piles over into my seat for the next 5 hours. Those tricky doors that you pull and the light turns on fuck me over all the time...I'll never forget it.

Is it just me or does it seem like the second you step into those bathrooms turbulence is just waiting to hit, begging for you to piss all over yourself while, those of us who are taller are attempting to balance your foot on the sink and your head on the ceiling just so you don't spray all over the place?

[ivo316]

I don't drink, but this girl I met (about 5 years ago) insisted i drank with her, i complied and we had some vodka (in fact lots of it), so here we are, an hour later triying to have sex, i'm making a dick out of myself because i'm drunk as hell, and then all of a sudden I PUKED ALL OVER HER, she was really understanding about it that night, but I never heard of her again... :p

[payney8]

HAHAHAH at ivo you command respect