someone explain clubs to me (not a troll)

[Massive Lee]

It's indeed very surprising to be a virgin at 23, especially when there's constant pressure on little 13 year old girls to act like sluts, and boys to be pimps. But when we think of it, at least Boomerang never had regrets about the ugly girls he banged when he was drunk. I only hope he does that by personal choice, and not under religious pressure. We know what happens to priests who practice "abstinence"...

[FredK]

we read between the lines

[M42Technik]

Boomerang <---23 year old virgin next month

Wow, that is something I would not openly admit...

[Massive Lee]

Hey Boomerang.

If mariage and making babies is what you are looking after, I am afraid you may remain a virgin for another decade. Nowadays, girls/women are into getting steady only when their biological clock is ticking too loud. Until then, they take advantage of what life has to offer. But hey, it's your choice.

Nothing should keep you from enjoying life and have a few drinks with friends, dancing on good music. You don't have to go in clubs only to meet women. Go out with your buddies and enjoy life.

[Boomerang]

thanks guys, i guess that clears up my questions and the myths behind clubbing ^_^
i guess i find clubbing pointless because i want to meet women interested in marriage.
Boomerang <---23 year old virgin next month

[DEV0 E30]

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

[Massive Lee]

Hi Boomerang.

As was said, doormen/bouncers, are hired for safety purpose mostly. To make sure there won't be fights every night - alcohol and testosterone don't always mix right. But also they ensure there are the right ingredients in the house. Clubbing is part of the things all boys and girls do in their younger age and is usually mandated by their sexual drive and need to mate, or need to clean away a very boring working week. Then, older adults usually go to more quiet places, or they spend their weekends at track events and have even more fun... still to wash away a very boring working week...

[James Crivellone]

Depends, in Seattle they will usually let anybody with a collared shirt on, and money.

In Vegas its a little more exclusive, with long lines, and very preferred treatment (IE women don't wait, get in free, etc) However once you are in, its usually a blast, minus the 12 dollar drinks..

[Jonathan M3]

What a fruit cake.

Coming from the guy living in France.:giggle:

[smonkbmw]

that was grosssssss. oh well, im not to impressed with the start of this season. hope it gets better.

anyhoo back on topic

[LINUS]

wow someone watches a LITTLE to much Nip Tuck.

Guilty as charged. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleslips was side-splitting funny to me, pun intended.

[Julien]

Ok so i dont really like "clubbing", never have gone or anything and never will. But why is there a guy, at least on tv and movies that only lets certain people in? I guess they could be considered a bouncer but not really. Is this in real life too? If so why do they do it?
*holds up flame shield*

What a fruit cake.

[smonkbmw]

Then when you wake up in a tub full of ice you realize you got a throbbing feeling from your side, and all the ice around it is bloody.......thats the last thing you notice before you die, unless she was nice & called 911 for you on her way out the door with your kidney.

wow someone watches a LITTLE to much Nip Tuck.

when i used to bounce downtown it was all about ID checks, making sure dress code was enforced. also sizing up who was coming into the club i.e. "thugs", large groups of asians etc. also some clubs limit the amount of guys coming into the club and let in more "attractive" females. its a dirty biz, but can be fun. i got out of it cause i was getting paid $10 a hour with no benefits and it just wasnt worth the risk of getting beat, stabbed, or shot.

[LINUS]

Well, you go to this place....you drink, have fun & for some reason you find this really "too hot for you" girl is all into you, buys you a drink, and before you know it you are going back to her place........the ride there gets fuzzy though. Strange.

Then when you wake up in a tub full of ice you realize you got a throbbing feeling from your side, and all the ice around it is bloody.......thats the last thing you notice before you die, unless she was nice & called 911 for you on her way out the door with your kidney.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Hey Broski 2 heinekens!