anyone Jewish on here (not a joke)

[TwoJ's]

The maturity of r3v at it's finest.

OP: I can't help as I'm not religious, but I'm sure you could find some great recipes if you did a google search or something.

[s0urce]

Pepperoni Pizza Bagel bites. They're down with bagels.

[Bill-B]

Pepperoni Pizza Bagel bites. They're down with bagels.

[der affe]

That's cool you want to show some love - seems like that's rare anymore. Attaboy.

thanks

[der affe]

they are very tasty btw, i made some for our holocaust class, and the teacher said that out Jew Ballz and our kosher bread pudding was the best that anyone has ever fixed for the class

they have a class on that now.......a whole semester??????? in H.S. or collage?

[der affe]

+1 on the Challah Bread. I'm sure she'll appreciate whatever you do for her though.

Greg, since you're doing better you need to get out to some local events man. And Parker, you as well.

You bought a house in Scottsdale? Maybe I need to be a bar tender over there.

it took bartending, bouncing, mechanicing, body work, sidework, and room mates + really good credit + first time homeowners govt. grant of 35K, some good luck and my old landlord really liking me, but yea.

[der affe]

my nice jewish neighbors would never buy /drive german cars, wow :)

i have dealt with people like that before ;), who do you think were the first ones to be persecuted? it kind of a toss up German Jews or Polish.
i got stuck in a conversation between 2 Jews while i was at therapy. one guy was asking me about my accident and i told him i worked at phx motor co (Benz dealer). the Jewish woman right by us piped up and said "how can you buy a Benz after all they did to us during the war!"
i liked his response:
"they didn't do anything to me or any of my family, and did you know that all the taxis in jerusalem are donated by Benz FREE and continue to be for the next 50 years. i feel like with that and the post war reparations it's OK for me to own one, and we are square."
she just couldn't respond.
last weekend i met a Jewish guy that was with my friend and while we were talking he said:
" don't fuck with me i'm Jewish. we killed Christ, we were the world's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless long before they brought Africans to America, we faked an entire holocaust, and we control all the money!"
i about fell out of my chair laughing!

[der affe]

i know most typical Jewish food, but was looking for something out of the regular and desert like. just because it is Jewish doesn't mean it tastes good EXAMPLE..... bortsh. so i needed a little insite.


she has gone out of her way to do some really nice things for me for no particular reason, so i have no problem returning the favor. sitting in hospital in pain sucks! I can't imagine how much it much suck around the holidays!

parkerbink...do you have any suggestions or anything you like?

it's actually kind of ironic given my background/history...........but i have low/no expectations of people, that way when they do something nice it's always a bonus!

[atomic]

i know most typical Jewish food, but was looking for something out of the regular and desert like. just because it is Jewish doesn't mean it tastes good EXAMPLE..... bortsh. so i needed a little insite.





she has gone out of her way to do some really nice things for me for no particular reason, so i have no problem returning the favor. sitting in hospital in pain sucks! I can't imagine how much it much suck around the holidays!



parkerbink...do you have any suggestions or anything you like?



it's actually kind of ironic given my background/history...........but i have low/no expectations of people, that way when they do something nice it's always a bonus!

der affe -- Lots of classic jewish recipes here

http://www.jewish-food.org/catindex.htm

There are Holiday dessert recipes on this site I provided earlier. I can not however suggest any from the site though.





;)

[parkerbink]

I think what you are doing is great.

I don't like most kosher food, I have friends that say the Pope is more Jewish than me.

My Mom gets things for the family here:

http://www.challahconnection.com/

(most of our Family are still in Manhattan so she has it shipped)

[LINUS]

Total sidebar in order to get away from some of the mid-thread crap that was happening--

For you who appreciate the whole concept of kosher products in general, we have a rabbi that comes out to the sulfuric acid plant I work at about once a month - he does a ritual that blesses the acid in the tank, and then it gets loaded into a truck & trailer that only does the "kosher run" - & because he comes out & blesses the acid so it it kosher approved for kosher food processing, the company charges triple !!!!!!! the going rate for that acid.

Too strange to be made up.

Hope you who are in the whole kosher realm appreciate that little story.

[der affe]

thanks, to everyone for the help. i didn't know it would turn into a 3 page thread.......
and thanks for the rugelach suggestion, i have had it before, and it's dam good! i just had to look at the site to put the name with the food.

[eric (^__^)]

loves me some holla bread

mmm

[der affe]

Total sidebar in order to get away from some of the mid-thread crap that was happening--

For you who appreciate the whole concept of kosher products in general, we have a rabbi that comes out to the sulfuric acid plant I work at about once a month - he does a ritual that blesses the acid in the tank, and then it gets loaded into a truck & trailer that only does the "kosher run" - & because he comes out & blesses the acid so it it kosher approved for kosher food processing, the company charges triple !!!!!!! the going rate for that acid.

Too strange to be made up.

Hope you who are in the whole kosher realm appreciate that little story.

.

what the hell would you need kosher sulfuric acid for???????

[TwoJ's]

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