Dumbass Ricers

[AndrewBird]

True. I got smoked by a Ram 1500 Hemi in my 325is. I got on it from a stop light and pulled ahead of him but then I could hear him nail it. Smoked me pretty good.

Tom

My dad has a 2005 1500 with the "Hemi" and it is QUICK. His is a standard cab 2 wheel drive also (1800 lbs less then club cab 4x4), so it's even faster. Quicker then the new Toyota Tundra.

There have been a couple times where I pulled up behind a ricer at a "right turn only" on ramp, went right after him and had to let off so I didn't run into the back of him. lol

Got to love enough power to do burnouts in an automatic.

[SpasticDwarf]

I get this shit all the time.. but the best ever.. it's just wow.

There's some lesbian at my school.. She's got a red integra with the ugliest "EVO" style body kit, and the biggest fucking spoiler on earth.. ugly wheels, and it rides 4x4 style. The thing has a giant ass fart can on it, and she thinks it's the fastest shit on earth. She claims she beats vettes and stuff all the time.

But here's the kicker.. she walks into class, and announces she got a ticket for drifting the night before, and then goes on about how she drifts.

I almost died.

[E30 Wagen]

yeah... from my 24 year old brother... who drives an automatic Saturn L200 from like 2004.

He always talks about putting a CAI on it, and installing some stiffer shocks and springs, and maybe a performance chip "just get a little more out of it"... It's a stupid little four banger that he feels the need to rev all the time like the thinks it's fast. He's even talked about taking it out on the track... And I just keep trying to tell him that it's not a sports car dude... It's a nice car, but it really isn't much to brag about... And he paid like $6500 for it with over 100,000 miles.

He's always trying to talk cars with me and it's funny how he gets things all mixed up.

[drift]

either you do realize or not, your almighty super duper, swapped , chipped, Hartge, Alpina etc, etc bmw... are look a tad bit better just because those dumbass ricers are exist!

[duodvlhntr]

Wow... So far I've read about losers and their pathetic rides.
And I'd like to add to it.

In the town that I "live" in, there's a kid with Pontiac Sunfire. That alone should be enough to cast him to the deepest pits of loserdom but, no, he goes the whole nine yards. We're talking bad body decals, an ugly ass wing, the biggest can that can possibly pass as a muffler (oh, the contradiction...) and it's got coilovers. Not that coilovers are a bad thing, far from it, but on a Sunfire? The funniest part is that it's an automatic and he insists on driving it like it's a manual. I think he said he wanted to sell it and buy a Civic... Can't wait to see what that'll look like...

[StereoInstaller1]

My shop shares a parking lot with "Dunks Performance". These guys build 800 RWHP Dodge diesel pickups...in a grand redneck style. 4 or 5 of them will get all high on Coors Light and go do donuts in our parking lot. Let me tell you, the sight of a 7,000 pound 4 door pickup on 49" tires, all 4 corners belching huge clouds of smoke is just amazing. The truly amazing part is that they go up to Woodburn dragstrip and click off 12 second runs in these same damn trucks, MANUALLY shifting, losing traction all that way!

My little car is more like a little POS yapping dog than a racecar. Lots of goFast noises, but no damn motor to back it up. Oddly enough, I do not race these guys, ever.

[e30s52]

here is a new one from today. to day i drove my dads jag to school (supercharged V10 800rwhp) and this kid comes up to me and says that car has nothing in it. im like can you here that (twin 3in pipes) then he claims how quick his sti is and says it can easyly blow my dads car away. i told him if he is so shur of him self to race for pinks (i thought it would be funny to ask and be a dick like that guy on pinks) he says and i quote "i got to much shit on my plate yah mean" i fell over laughing.

[Jean]

pics of the v10 800whp jag.

[e30e]

Jag made a v10?

[mitch500]

yeah i had some douche where i live pull up beside me in some right hand drive japanese shit box i beleive it was a mr2. he had a bandanna wrapped around his face acting all ganster reving his engine. light turned green and i dont street race but i thought id give it to him in 1st and 2nd just to see what the eta had haha. anyways we take off, i shift to second following after he shifted and just grinded the shit out of his 2nd gear. i couldnt stop laughing at the next light, him and his dumb bandanna wearing friend wouldnt even look over.

[e30Matt]

Jag made a v10?

I was about to say, I don't think Jag ever made a V10, especially not a supercharged one.

It's probably got a batshit insane fast E60 M5 swap.

[AndrewBird]

here is a new one from today. to day i drove my dads jag to school (supercharged V10 800rwhp) and this kid comes up to me and says that car has nothing in it. im like can you here that (twin 3in pipes) then he claims how quick his sti is and says it can easyly blow my dads car away. i told him if he is so shur of him self to race for pinks (i thought it would be funny to ask and be a dick like that guy on pinks) he says and i quote "i got to much shit on my plate yah mean" i fell over laughing.

My dad had some guy in a Honda do almost the exact same thing, but in his Ram 1500. My dad asked if he want to race for pinks (just a bluff, my dad isn't stupid) and the guy backed down. lol And before that he was SO insistent he could win.

[e30s52]

sher i will take a picture with my cell. dont have a camra. its a v10 from an aston martin. swaped motor and the supercharger is off the a jag type R i think. its a 4 door xj8l aka the boat.

[e30s52]

here is a really old cell pic of the jag, my friends a4 now on coils, and my e34 525i on coils to. enjoy. ps. you can see the ricer we have the lexus in the back ground.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

"Hey man, you drift?"

*shoot me now!*

"no, I slide"