If you really wanna catch em, bait the people with like a case of beer that you "accidentally" leave out near your pool. That and a box marked cuban cigars. I'd fall for it. Then record, blah blah blah, tell cops you're missing beer and expensive cigars and so on and so on. Press charges. Always press charges. Honestly though, who would do this? Someone who doesn't like you? Or kids? I'm sure alcohol and tobacco theft is punishable much heavier than just vandalism. Especially if they're young-uns.
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I say videotape the shit and hand it to the cops. Taking matters in to your own hands often ends up with unintended consequences IMO. I once caught a couple of punk kids trying to steal my car. When I confronted them, they took off. So I grabbed my neighbor, we both grapped our paintball guns, chased them down and lit them up. Since then, I've had my tires slashed 5 times. Just an FYI.Comment
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Fill the pool with water and pour a layer of oil on top. Set up speakers around the pool in trees and whatnot, hidden from sight. Set up various other small pyrotechnics around the pool, such as modified fireworks (should be easy to get at this time of the year). Hook up a microphone to the speakers. Rig up the fireworks and pool to a single detonator and hide out of sight but somewhere where you can still watch.
When the guy comes by to slash the pool, time it so that just as he's cutting it you set off the detonator and everything goes off at once. He'll be standing there in total shock, pissing himself as there's small explosions going off all around him and the entire pool is emptying it's flaming contents on top of him. Now pick up the microphone and in your best devils voice say "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!".
Oh, and set up a video camera to post it on YouTube.Comment
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Originally posted by apexede30 View Post
Yeah, right after the cop busts you for having Cuban contraband! Anything from Cuba is illegal in the United States.....Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!
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IF it were me, Id just run my dryer wire out, 220v and glue the breaker to the on position and allow them to fry themselves as the pull water floods the path out. Add oil to the path so their tennis shoes slip forcing them to place their hands on the open circuit. Dig hole and bury! Don't tell anyone....Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!
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Here is what you do...
-go get yourself some 1x1 wooden stakes or something thinner
-get 4 full circle eye hooks with wood screw threads
-thread the eye hooks into the ends of the stakes
-drive the stakes into the ground around the pool in a square formation
leaving the eye hooks sticking up about 6 inches out of the ground
-get a long spool of fishing line
-tie one end of the fishing line to one of the eye hooks
-run the fishing line through all the eye hooks and then into your bedroom
window or where ever you will be sleeping
-fasten some bells on the end of the the fishing line that is in your room.
-let the fishing line hang a little loose so that when the hit it with their
feet it will jiggle the bells enough to wake you up
-run out side and then have your way with them
You may want to paint the eye hooks and stakes black or camo or something so they dont stand out or cast reflections.
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i think you have just a little too much time on your hands... great idea though! LOL do itComment
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hmmm...if youre gonna retaliate you better do something thatll make them think youre really nuts or theyre probably just going to come back and mess up more of your stuff worse.
i dunno what that thing to do would be, but just that a lot of things you could do would realllllly suck for them but they would easily be able to come back in the middle of the night to screw you over like they already have.Comment
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Originally posted by monty View PostHere is what you do...
-go get yourself some 1x1 wooden stakes or something thinner
-get 4 full circle eye hooks with wood screw threads
-thread the eye hooks into the ends of the stakes
-drive the stakes into the ground around the pool in a square formation
leaving the eye hooks sticking up about 6 inches out of the ground
-get a long spool of fishing line
-tie one end of the fishing line to one of the eye hooks
-run the fishing line through all the eye hooks and then into your bedroom
window or where ever you will be sleeping
-fasten some bells on the end of the the fishing line that is in your room.
-let the fishing line hang a little loose so that when the hit it with their
feet it will jiggle the bells enough to wake you up
-run out side and then have your way with them
You may want to paint the eye hooks and stakes black or camo or something so they dont stand out or cast reflections.
Bring this to the 20th century..
Buy a motion light.Rollin' with a GeistkuchenComment
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No man, that'd be practical and realistic...Bring this to the 20th century..
Buy a motion light.Comment
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lights turning on outside = still sleeping and offenders running awayOriginally posted by equate975 View Post
bells making noise = getting up and possible revengesigpicComment
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Originally posted by monty View PostHere is what you do...
-go get yourself some 1x1 wooden stakes or something thinner
-get 4 full circle eye hooks with wood screw threads
-thread the eye hooks into the ends of the stakes
-drive the stakes into the ground around the pool in a square formation
leaving the eye hooks sticking up about 6 inches out of the ground
-get a long spool of fishing line
-tie one end of the fishing line to one of the eye hooks
-run the fishing line through all the eye hooks and then into your bedroom
window or where ever you will be sleeping
-fasten some bells on the end of the the fishing line that is in your room.
-let the fishing line hang a little loose so that when the hit it with their
feet it will jiggle the bells enough to wake you up
-run out side and then have your way with them
You may want to paint the eye hooks and stakes black or camo or something so they dont stand out or cast reflections.
Did anyone else notice my mans is in the house tearing that ass up doggystyle? lol :pimp:Comment
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