Anyone here analyze a female's dream?

[MA-BMW]

Haha I hate you all so much but you still made me laugh.

[monticello]

without knowing her personality- it's tough to gauge.

[jflip2002]

Lol. You are so fucked, its hilarious. Text her, "God ____ is being such a bitch, shes dreaming about my old friend. Her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles isnt even that good anyways, Im so over it". Give her a taste of her own medicine. (Curious to see how that works). Then call her Stephanie (or any other name) while porking her. This will result in you two breaking up. It is the best and quickest possible resolution to your high school drama. Fuck bitches.

PS: You dont want a girlfriend after HS anyways. There are so many hotter bitches in college.

[MA-BMW]

That prob won't go over well as we are both going to the same school next year.....

[jflip2002]

But she wont be a girlfriend next year, so you'll be ok. She'll be jocking the seniors, while youre a lowly freshman. You can troll the HS or CC for some puss next year (make sure theyre legal, or close to it).

[MA-BMW]

But she wont be a girlfriend next year, so you'll be ok. She'll be jocking the seniors, while youre a lowly freshman. You can troll the HS or CC for some puss next year (make sure theyre legal, or close to it).

CC= Community College?

[jflip2002]

Yes. Theyre usually not as loaded as those whos parents send to USC/UCLA. So theyre easier to plow. CC girls are known to enjoy natty ice and coors light, so theyre cheap.

[Jean]

rofl, this thread is something else.

[allwheeldrive]

But she wont be a girlfriend next year, so you'll be ok. She'll be jocking the seniors, while youre a lowly freshman. You can troll the HS or CC for some puss next year (make sure theyre legal, or close to it).

He's right. Don't bother being in a relationship when you away to college. You'll miss all the fun of college. Plus she's gonna be doin' other dudes within a week anyhow.

[gazellebeigem3]

First you need to get a new email address that looks like who would respond to that. The interpretation should result in her subconscious wanting a threesome with you and her best looking (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, stop talking to her and plow all her friends.

[Jean]

First you need to get a new email address that looks like who would respond to that. The interpretation should result in her subconscious wanting a threesome with you and her best looking (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, stop talking to her and plow all her friends.

+1 best idea so far.

[nando]

you owe me 100 the brain cells I lost reading your thread. I want them back - ALL of them!

[MA-BMW]

you owe me 100 the brain cells I lost reading your thread. I want them back - ALL of them!

Oh sure. Let me just mail those to you. You didn't have to read it or put in your worthless $.02.

[nando]

I was trying to add my worthless $0.02 to see if all the worthless posts in this thread would add up to a dollar. Nope!

[Charlie]

He's right. Don't bother being in a relationship when you away to college. You'll miss all the fun of college. Plus she's gonna be doin' other dudes within a week anyhow.

The proper term is "sandwich to a buffet".

-Charlie