McDonalds

[SamE30e]

At 2am after a date is a bad idea...

I just farted and it smells reallllly reallllllllly bad. And I might have sharted myself.

Sam

P.S Am I a bad person for dating my cousins bridesmaid who is 5 years older than I am?

[SamE30e]

Nah, didn't drink.

Suffering from my own bodily manufactured gases post.

[blunttech]

At 2am after a date is a bad idea...

I just farted and it smells reallllly reallllllllly bad. And I might have sharted myself.

Sam

P.S Am I a bad person for dating my cousins bridesmaid who is 5 years older than I am?

Mc donalds is a bad idea anytime. but fuck that, did she go down on your angry inch?

[allwheeldrive]

As long as your cousin's bridesmaid isn't her sister, you're in the clear.

McD's = bad mmmkay?

[SamE30e]

Mc donalds is a bad idea anytime. but fuck that, did she go down on your angry inch?

Nah she didn't, I was at the movie theater. The whole date cost me 7.95. That included 2 movie tickets, large drinks and a large popcorn. She was heavily petting my leg though.. I didn't get it..Fuck i'm a baller.

But she's 25 (i'm 20) and she's hot, is that like a big feat?

And she said my car is cute.

[Bob87]

oh men your cheap ha. ha. ha...

[blunttech]

Nah she didn't, I was at the movie theater. The whole date cost me 7.95. That included 2 movie tickets, large drinks and a large popcorn. She was heavily petting my leg though.. I didn't get it..Fuck i'm a baller.

But she's 25 (i'm 20) and she's hot, is that like a big feat?

And she said my car is cute.

i really cant say as ive been out of the game for so long... i think that a good way to gauge if youre a true baller though is if you can get some ass without pulling out the mace youre doing pretty well regardless of age

[SamE30e]

Oh, I've been out of the game for like a year. I think i'm doing pretty well. Theres some epic chick I had a thing with in highschool who kinda started it back up, and this other bitty. I just need to figure out which one is girlfriend material. I need to weigh the pro's and con's of this situation.
Brides Maid
Pro: Bridesmaid thinks my car is baller shit
Con: Kinda sketchy situation
Epic
Pro: Known for a while, rediculously hot
Con: Thinks the E30 is a pile.

[Jand3rson]

Last time I ate McDonalds was about 3 weeks ago. I inhaled two double cheeseburgers and went out shooting with some friends. Within 20 minutes, I had to shit so bad, I had to run out and find a tree. My stomach was literally just about doubling me over to the ground.

[SamE30e]

Thats what Quiznos does to me.

[SamE30e]

Theres a lot more pro's and con's which makes them both on equal playing fields.

Bridesmaid
Pro: I know for a fact she likes me
Pretty cool
Likes cars and bikes
Isn't anal
Has her own car
Con: She speaks her mind
Has had a lot of boyfriends
Dad seems like a guy who would castrate me
Lives far away
Isn't very literate haha maybe dyslexic.


Epic
Pro: Stupid hot!
In University
Known her for a long time
Lives close
Rich
Con: Can be a huge bitch (Bridesmaid can too.. well all women can)
Goes on a lot of dates and likes to rub it in my face
Don't know if she likes me for sure, I think she's coming around though
Takes forever to return a call
All her friends are guys
Seems like she'd want to wear the pants in the relationship

Theres more but I'll write it later.

[Erik]

25! damn that's a perfect age for a 20 year old guy... I'm twenty and if I found a 25 year old that I could date, I would be all over that.

[Jand3rson]

25? I'd be careful, that girl has a lot of friends around her same age, and I'd be willing to bet dollars to deutschmarks that they're all having/have kids. Which means she's going to start getting baby fever soon, too. This is just what I've seen around here with my friends around that age.

[Erik]

I will NOT let a girl I'm with get baby fever until we are at least 30... I don't like babies.

[SamE30e]

25? I'd be careful, that girl has a lot of friends around her same age, and I'd be willing to bet dollars to deutschmarks that they're all having/have kids. Which means she's going to start getting baby fever soon, too. This is just what I've seen around here with my friends around that age.

Mmm yea see that crossed my mind, here's the dilly.

She's a ECE teacher (Early Childhood Education) so she deals with kids like 8-36 months all day every day. So that could hold off baby fever for a bit. But i'm not thinking that far into the future just yet. Also it's one of my cousins best friends so she could quite possibly castrate me.

Now Epic scares the shit out of me, well potentially, because she has potential to be a GIANT bitch. She's weird, I sometimes wonder if she has a soul, I mean i've seen her happy, and angry but not upset.