McDonalds

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

... obvious answer here is both.

[Restoman]

See which one is willing to let you make an ass baby, that's the real deciding factor. IMO dads that want to castrate every guy their daughter meets is usually a displaced anger over their daughter. He knows she's a slut and he can't bring himself to tell her what the thinks so he tries to scare off all her dates.

[SamE30e]

At the moment it is both. But that gets messy and it always ends up bad. Now i'm a good guy I couldn't do both, that's just mean. I have a soul.

[Jand3rson]

I will NOT let a girl I'm with get baby fever until we are at least 30... I don't like babies.

Let? LET? DID YOU JUST SAY LET?

ha... ha ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

AH HOO HA HA... AH HEE... AH HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[rwh11385]

Theres a lot more pro's and con's which makes them both on equal playing fields.

Bridesmaid
Pro: I know for a fact she likes me
Pretty cool
Likes cars and bikes
Isn't anal
Has her own car
Con: She speaks her mind
Has had a lot of boyfriends
Dad seems like a guy who would castrate me
Lives far away
Isn't very literate haha maybe dyslexic.


Epic
Pro: Stupid hot!
In University
Known her for a long time
Lives close
Rich
Con: Can be a huge bitch (Bridesmaid can too.. well all women can)
Goes on a lot of dates and likes to rub it in my face
Don't know if she likes me for sure, I think she's coming around though
Takes forever to return a call
All her friends are guys
Seems like she'd want to wear the pants in the relationship

Theres more but I'll write it later.

Find out which one does that, and let that decide.

[SamE30e]

Let? LET? DID YOU JUST SAY LET?

ha... ha ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

AH HOO HA HA... AH HEE... AH HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Even I know that.. You will learn the hard way, you don't "let" or not "let" girls do something, they let or don't let you do things.

You will CHOOSE to ignore the baby fever, it will never not be there..

haha

[Jand3rson]

Once all of her friends start getting pregnant and having kids, it will begin. And it WILL NOT END. I promise you. Don't ever say I didn't warn you.

[rwh11385]

The less her career is going places, the more reason she has to get knocked up and accomplish something productive in her life. Just look at the pregnancy pact 17 year old in Mass.

The M.R.S. degrees in college have nothing going for them besides current looks and body, so they want to land a man, then have that to talk about for one and a half year leading and a year to reflect after... then it will be time to buy a house for her to talk about with her friends. And then she will want to have a kid to talk about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2187&SectionID=11

A group of females friends I showed this to, said it was depressing because it was the stories of their soon-to-be-lives.

[Stevie30]

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But she's 25 (i'm 20) and she's hot, is that like a big feat?

quote]
No. When she is 75, you will be 70 and you will both be old.

[StereoInstaller1]

"NBC" is Natures Birth Control, or anal.

So, place your priorities properly.

And, WTF, all good dates end in breakfast.

[Ral]

Here's how this works. You'll hang out with both of them, and keep it at the "hanging out" stage. The more you hang out with them, you'll kinda gravitate towards one of them. And in the meantime, you get to hook up/make out/whatever with both of them.

dating older girls can be a bit dangerous though. They're lot of fun, but don't usually want something serious from a younger guy which is perfect if you don't want to think long term.

[SamE30e]

I'm in the mirror image situation... I'm 21 and am looking into dating a 16 year old at the local McDonalds. She's just developing breasts and I could definitely beat up her dad if he ever said anything to me. She's a good church girl, but I've got a rag with some chloroform and I know she'll put out.

This weekend all of her friends (14, 16, 14 years old) are planning on watching Nickelodeon around 6pm. I think I'm going to bring over some sparkling cider and some strawberries and saran wrap (protection) to slowly lure her into bed with me.

I've been reading up on some of the cool internet sex acts such as the donkey punch, Mississippi steamboat, and arabian sunglasses. Which do you think I should perform first and do you think she'll let me PIITB?

Thanks for all the help guyz.

Good advice!


I think I'm going to have to play it out longer and see what happens.

I guess the deciding factor is the one that lets me play in the dirt...

Fuck babies, I'll eat all of them!

[SamE30e]

Here's how this works. You'll hang out with both of them, and keep it at the "hanging out" stage. The more you hang out with them, you'll kinda gravitate towards one of them. And in the meantime, you get to hook up/make out/whatever with both of them.

dating older girls can be a bit dangerous though. They're lot of fun, but don't usually want something serious from a younger guy which is perfect if you don't want to think long term.

She said she's looking to get out of the dating scene and settle down, that scurred the shit out of me. She seems like a dome poker to me, I'll wear a jimmer and it'll mysteriously break.

Fuck, I need to figure this out, i've been on and off with girls for like the past 6 months.

[dave87325is]

Let? LET? DID YOU JUST SAY LET?

ha... ha ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

AH HOO HA HA... AH HEE... AH HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

lol. truf.

[jflip2002]

I'll break this down for you..

Theres a lot more pro's and con's which makes them both on equal playing fields.

Bridesmaid
Pro: I know for a fact she likes me.... or your money
Pretty cool ...... shes still trying to trap you
Likes cars and bikes.. lying to trap you
Isn't anal (this is a con, not a pro)... will go anal... to trap you
Has her own car... Only canadians consider that as a pro. should be a given.
Con: She speaks her mind... bitch shut up.
Has had a lot of boyfriends..... do you like herpes?
Dad seems like a guy who would castrate me... Does he rub tanning lotion on her, ala hulk hogan?
Lives far away... that should be a pro...
Isn't very literate haha maybe dyslexic... you dont need a bitch to think for herself and debate forein policies with you.


Epic
Pro: Stupid hot!... stupid + hot go hand in hand
In University.. its called COLLEGE
Known her for a long time
Lives close... thats a con.
Rich... milk it
Con: Can be a huge bitch (Bridesmaid can too.. well all women can)... it only gets worse
Goes on a lot of dates and likes to rub it in my face... again, like herpes and left over spuge?
Don't know if she likes me for sure, I think she's coming around though
Takes forever to return a call.. getting pounded while you call
All her friends are guys... she likes dick
Seems like she'd want to wear the pants in the relationship... I lke my women NOT wearing pants. A few slaps really puts a woman in her place.

Theres more but I'll write it later.

My final decision would be to fuck them both, and try your best to committ to neither. But chances are you will get stuck being commited to one.