McDonalds

[Hodge]

I'll break this down for you..



My final decision would be to fuck them both, and try your best to committ to neither. But chances are you will get stuck being commited to one.

[SamE30e]

I decided to do some undercover work while the Epic girl and I went to the beer store..

Just for you boys..

[Addissimo]

I decided to do some undercover work while the Epic girl and I went to the beer store..

Just for you boys..

the world is full of girls who don't eat...

you can find one that is not a bitch.

I say hit "epic," then quit it... satisfy your penis for the time being, and keep looking.

A girl worth being with won't make you play games.

just my experience (and I'm like lvl. 59 [pfft. n00b]) though; you've got your own to have.

[Danny]

Srsly?

Everyone here is fucking slacking.

OP posted one pic before I jumped on this, lucky bastard.

More pics or ban.

[Hairos E30]

I say just Smash both, then go look for someone better.IMO..

I was talking to 2 girls last year but they didn't now(they also didn't like each other) and 1 found out and we stopped talking in a bad note the the 2nd one stopped talking to me 3months later on a even worse note cause i brought up the other girl during an argument..so dont let them find OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Erik]

Let? LET? DID YOU JUST SAY LET?

ha... ha ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

AH HOO HA HA... AH HEE... AH HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I have those powers. YOu don't know me. ;)

[Erik]

"NBC" is Natures Birth Control, or anal.

So, place your priorities properly.

And, WTF, all good dates end in breakfast.

So true, my parents first date was three days long.

[mattdk318i]

I'm in the mirror image situation... I'm 21 and am looking into dating a 16 year old at the local McDonalds. She's just developing breasts and I could definitely beat up her dad if he ever said anything to me. She's a good church girl, but I've got a rag with some chloroform and I know she'll put out.

This weekend all of her friends (14, 16, 14 years old) are planning on watching Nickelodeon around 6pm. I think I'm going to bring over some sparkling cider and some strawberries and saran wrap (protection) to slowly lure her into bed with me.

I've been reading up on some of the cool internet sex acts such as the donkey punch, Mississippi steamboat, and arabian sunglasses. Which do you think I should perform first and do you think she'll let me PIITB?

Thanks for all the help guyz.

thanks for the laugh gary, i about fell out of my chair

[JetGirl]

I decided to do some undercover work while the Epic girl and I went to the beer store..

Just for you boys..

Skinny does not constitute pretty, is her face blurred for a reason? hmm?

My money is on Bridesmaid.

[red]

Her nose looks friggin huge. Is epic jewish?

Really nice lookin body tho.

[s0urce]

Epic hook nose.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Nah she didn't, I was at the movie theater. The whole date cost me 7.95. That included 2 movie tickets, large drinks and a large popcorn. She was heavily petting my leg though.. I didn't get it..Fuck i'm a baller.

But she's 25 (i'm 20) and she's hot, is that like a big feat?

And she said my car is cute.

Youre 20 and youre still talking like youre in middle school? I cant even count how many times Ive gotten sex (oral/otherwise) in a theatre before and after I got a license. I dont know how it is in Canada, but youre not a baller IMO. Im not trying to put you down or anything. Im just trying to give you some perspective, friend. Good going though. Older women are always great conquests. The most Ive done is 10 years. I was 25 and impressed a 35 yr old with cocksmanship. I hate bragging online but its the truth. I even heard from a 3rd party (that I didnt even know) that she still asks about me.

Mariano

[SamE30e]

Her nose looks friggin huge. Is epic jewish?

Really nice lookin body tho.

no no, its a camera swirl. She has a nice nose.


Note: She isn't jewish, she doesn't have a hook nose, its a camera thing..

[SamE30e]

Youre 20 and youre still talking like youre in middle school? I cant even count how many times Ive gotten sex (oral/otherwise) in a theatre before and after I got a license. I dont know how it is in Canada, but youre not a baller IMO. Im not trying to put you down or anything. Im just trying to give you some perspective, friend. Good going though. Older women are always great conquests. The most Ive done is 10 years. I was 25 and impressed a 35 yr old with cocksmanship. I hate bragging online but its the truth. I even heard from a 3rd party (that I didnt even know) that she still asks about me.

Mariano

hahah, i'm not all about the whole public sex.. done it before. Didn't end well.

Oral isn't sex, if that's the case then i'm good in that field.

[AWDE30]

hahah, i'm not all about the whole public sex.. done it before. Didn't end well.

Oral isn't sex, if that's the case then i'm good in that field.

You should be more about getting your dick wet then and less about the internet. If your such a baller why aren't you fucking right now at work.