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[SamE30e]

Because I work with all men.. I made this thread because I was super fucking bored!

And I'm faced with a tough decision, so why not invite you guys in ahha.

[Yakinho]

If bullshiting comes natural at to you at all, date them both, then keep adding on more girls. It gives you less time to be bored because you're constantly juggling.

[AWDE30]

Fuck them both. Until you get bored with one or the other.

[allwheeldrive]

Miss Epic Kubica???

Funniest comment in this thread.

[Desaevious]

Let? LET? DID YOU JUST SAY LET?

ha... ha ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

AH HOO HA HA... AH HEE... AH HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I had the same response, only I wasn't expecting to see a Joker quote thrown in there. ;)

[Hallen]

My old First Sergeant gave me some great advice:

1) Go ugly early
2) Fat always fucks
3) Chicks get horny too

Words to live by.

I don't know what this has to do with this thread, but what the hell.

[Danny]

cocksmanship

New favorite word.

[equate975]

McD's breakfast is awesome, I just got me some!

Havn't gone to bed yet, so this is the only time I ever get it. Ahh 7am and still wide awake...

[rwh11385]

My old First Sergeant gave me some great advice:

1) Go ugly early
2) Fat always fucks
3) Chicks get horny too

Words to live by.

I don't know what this has to do with this thread, but what the hell.

[LEANE30]

My old First Sergeant gave me some great advice:

1) Go ugly early
2) Fat always fucks
3) Chicks get horny too

Words to live by.

I don't know what this has to do with this thread, but what the hell.

you know what it has to do with this thread? experience. this kid's 20. experience doesn't seem to be his forte

i say don't even think of settling till either you can't remember the names of all the girls you've fucked, or atleast how many, ...or you contract something curable or not. Then and ONLY THEN do you say, "which one should i date and try to keep?" ...till that point, if you have to date or "be loyal" to get some, then go at.

your YOUNG. i say ignore them both and go hit on a few random chicks. don't look for comparisons. just use your little pro-con concept. if the bitch has any cons that limit you simply being you and doing what you live for and love, axe her and start fresh with the next girl you can catch the eye of.

"epic" as you call her has a pretty good lookin body from just that weak cell snap, so that means one of two things:

1) she's fucking messed up in the head and your an asshole for taking advantage of her psycological weaknesses
2) your a decent lookin dude and can have a fair pick at the litter.

either case, there's a shit ton of fish in the sea and your only 20. either way, you have your angle. there is not a female on the planet, or any person for that matter without holes in their psychological armor. that's an in if your just a free-loadin asshole. if your just a decent lookin guy, think of it as unexplored terrain in the diversity of humanity. ...if your both, god damn man, go have some fucking fun. ...from about age 23-25, you just don't feel the same anymore and it just gets worse. ignore and blow off both. ...odds are that'll be the quickest way to nail both of them, and if they get pissed and hold a grudge, fuck it, who cares, your lookin for the greater and grander anyways.

no man in his sane mind would ever even think for a moment of LETTING himself settle down till after he's past his peak, if life's making that difficult, that's what child support was invented for.