Since I have been leaking it

[StereoInstaller1]

My daughter told me last night that she is preggers.

That means at the ripe old age of 45, I will be a grandpa.

(yes, I know it means nothing to you)

My daughter really loves the fat retarded kid she has chosen to breed with, and he treats her like gold. (partially because of the death threats, but whatev) They have been living together for about 2 years and he has matured significantly...so, on to Grandfatherhood.

For those who know me, you already know my Grandmother (Moms mom) was a prostitute, and so my mother was an occupational accident...so I never really had a grandpa. Or, more like I had hundreds of grandpas, so I didn't know which one was which. I am hoping being a grandpa is fun!

I was always jealous of the other kids who had such things as a family.

I am really looking forward to having my 3 year old grandperson over and sharing a 64oz Mountain Dew, then sending him/her home, poopie diapers and all.

That should be fun, at the least.

Luke

[StereoInstaller1]

Oh yeah, the baby is -4 months...she hides it well and I choose to be oblivious.

[Mtriple]

Congrats!

[Lair]

I am really looking forward to having my 3 year old grandperson over and sharing a 64oz Mountain Dew, then sending him/her home, poopie diapers and all.

Luke

That's some funny shit right there.

Congrats on the impending hoodness.

[Turf1600]

Awesome man congrats.

[SamE30e]

Congrats!

Pictures of said daughter? haha

[kenika65]

For some reason I now understand why you are the way you are. Congrats

[parkerbink]

Noisy toys ftmfw

Congratulations?

[VacMan]

Congrats man. My Dad says having a grandkid is the dessert of life. Of course, he's a bit older than you, but I'm sure the same principles apply.

[homegrone30]

Congrats Luke I have a niece less than a year old its been fun for me but my parents love it. Me and my bro have dreams of a crf-50's and a sweet mini-bike track at his house in 3 or 4 years when she learns how to ride.

[FLUTE007]

My daughter told me last night that she is preggers.

That means at the ripe old age of 45, I will be a grandpa.

(yes, I know it means nothing to you)

My daughter really loves the fat retarded kid she has chosen to breed with, and he treats her like gold. (partially because of the death threats, but whatev) They have been living together for about 2 years and he has matured significantly...so, on to Grandfatherhood.

For those who know me, you already know my Grandmother (Moms mom) was a prostitute, and so my mother was an occupational accident...so I never really had a grandpa. Or, more like I had hundreds of grandpas, so I didn't know which one was which. I am hoping being a grandpa is fun!

I was always jealous of the other kids who had such things as a family.

I am really looking forward to having my 3 year old grandperson over and sharing a 64oz Mountain Dew, then sending him/her home, poopie diapers and all.

That should be fun, at the least.

Luke

pure gold

[Jon325i]

I am really looking forward to having my 3 year old grandperson over and sharing a 64oz Mountain Dew, then sending him/her home, poopie diapers and all.

First - a congrats is in order :-D

Second - I've done the above quoted more than once with my nieces and nephew. Get them amped on some sugar after getting them worked up and dirty from playing outside.....then return them to their parents to finish the job. Unclehood is pretty cool. Being a grandpa should be equally so

Jon

[scabzzzz]

Pics of daughter?


Jk

Congrats man. Grandpaism is a good thing, so I hear. My dad enjoys it a lot. Its like a second go around if you feel like you made any mistakes with YOUR kids. I know my grand parents treated me that way.

[Ryan Stewart]

wow. how old is the daughter? Hopefully to that point in her life where she is capable.


I love the occupational accident part. Wonder if she could have gotten workmans comp for that.

[CorvallisBMW]

...My daughter really loves the fat retarded kid she has chosen to breed with...

Luke, you always know how to lighten a serious topic with some excellent humor. Congradulations on soon becomnig a grandpa! Now get back to work on my stereo! :)