Craziest shit you've done at work.

[euroshark]

The guys at my tire shop used to play the penis showing game that is now so famous thanks to "Waiting". What a blast... It sounds gay, but I'm telling you guys, it's the most fun any of us ever had in that shit hole. Hiding in the tire racks with your balls out, stalking your prey... Or hiding in customer cars ready to rock when the bay manager hops in to pull the car out... FUCKING PRICELESS.

[Collin]

dude... what now? :|

Nothing, no one can top that shit.

[SpecM]

one time i totally killed a hobo with a claw hammer

dude... what now? :|

[Scotaku]

Worst I ever did was race the pallet jacks around the warehouse I worked at, Freshman year. It was an art supply joint and rarely did we get big orders that required the big powered jacks. So we each had a hydraulic roll-around jack that we could cart pallets full of crap with. We'd ride them backwards like scooters in between picking and packing orders, When all the orders were filled for that shift, we'd go Daytona 500 on those stupid things racing and drifting through the whole place. 'Had to be careful though because each one was probably 2-250 lbs sitting still and that much heavier when moving, er, crashing into something.

[Collin]

one time i totally killed a hobo with a claw hammer

[mikegar]

i removed the wrong tree once. once tought a little kid to say fuck yo couch nigga, and he started to repeat it loud in the showroom in front of the coustomers.

[SpecM]

Of course, I play it safe at my current job. Never really did anything wrong here.

yea right

[scabzzzz]

I stole a bunch of shit. From almost everywhere I worked.
When I knew I was quitting my last job, it was a call center (never again), I smoked at my desk. I smoked in the bathrooms. I didnt do shit. Ever.

I sold drugs a long time ago at my hotel job. And used their rooms for sexual intercourse. I stole food a whole lot too. Toilet paper. I never went ot the grocery store, ever. :)

Of course, I play it safe at my current job. Never really did anything wrong here.

[jflip2002]

I had a shitty job in a deli, owned by some indians, real pieces of shit. I ALWAYS had to clean the old smelly chicken blood. I worked with their nephew who make $15 an hour to do NOTHING while I made minimum wage. Well, theyd always laugh when theyd tell me to go clean the chicken blood trays, like it was a joke. So before I quit, I shit on the floor in bathroom (which the nephew did clean), and spilled the chicken blood all over the floor. FUCK THEM lol.

[der affe]

i used to work for XXXXXan dodge in Scottsdale.
after a year and a half of cleaning up the parts department and making it turn a profit, the GM wiped out the entire parts department and brought in his friend that managed a KIA parts department. he did all this 1 week before Xmas. mother fucker! no severance pay, nothing!

fast forward to Feb.
Friday night, go drinking finish up with a super nacho and 2 carne asada burritos from Los betos. he always left his office door unlocked for the cleaning crew who came at 8:30am sat morning.
12:30 PM while everyone was at lunch on sat, i snuck into his office, pulled out his chair and took a giant nasty booze and Mexican food shit on his chair, pushed it under his desk, and locked/closed the door for the weekend.

on Monday morning, justice was served in my eyes, for the moment.

in march, i had 3 tons of sand dumped behind his cars blocking the driveway at 5AM.

then i felt vindicated

[Dozyproductions]

That may be one of the gayest things I've ever heard.

beats being an asshole.

[Bavarian3]

Played Oregon Trail.

[rThor432]

Haha.

[Turf1600]

Use to work in an Italian restaurant as the dish boy. I was known for singing and making a couple of the cooks and hostesses do it too.

One night I got all the 3 cooks (one had a battery operated boom box) and two hostesses to start singing the theme song of duck tales. We started strutting from the back of the restaurant to the floor with the cook having the boom box on his shoulder playing the instrumentals of the theme.

We sung about 80% of the song in front of the customers. When it was done a couple tables left while the others gave us a standing ovation. This was during a Friday night rush too btw.

That may be one of the gayest things I've ever heard.

[e30evolution]

I worked at Jiffy Lube while in High School... There was an old crazy guy who could only vacuum and wash windows. He would later go through the vacuum bags looking for the change that he sucked up.

One day i saw that the vacuum bag was getting full so I decided to shit in an empty garbage can and suck it up into the vacuum for him to search through. He didn't make it too far before he decided he could live without the change this time.

For the next like 3 months however it smelled like absolute shit every time that vacuum was turned on.