Craziest shit you've done at work.

[1fckolon]

Some of these are so fucking great, I have been laughing for like 30 minutes now. I used to work at sears when I was like 16, me and my high-school friend (who was my co-worker) would shut the store down and let are friends in, We would play these huge games of hind and go seek through- out this 2 story building. The best part was we would use airsoft guns. One day I was on break and two people from the clean up crew walk buy and one of them asks the other "what's with all these white and yellow tiny BB's everywhere?" It was pretty good.

[BMWLA]

Smart. Good thing he didn't have a pacemaker, or, NM.

Yessum, we were pretty stoopid in those days, was only @ 15kv on the 2002s.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I got a new guy to stick a coil wire in his mouth then cranked it over. Made him look like Marty Feldman for a second or 2. We almost pissed our self laughing.

Smart. Good thing he didn't have a pacemaker, or, NM.

[quikveedb2]

smoking blunts in the basment at jiffy lube was always fun.

Yeah especially when you have a customer come and you walk to the upper bay still chiefin.

on a related note, a lady once came back to the jiffy lube a day after we serviced her car because it was "really noisy". as it turns out, someone (not me, i was a top-side guy, <insert gay joke here>) forgot to put the drain plug back in before we put in the fresh oil. she had driven back to work, home, to work the next morning, and to our location on her lunch break without oil in her car! we replaced the drain plug, added oil, and sent her on her way. lesson: do not get your oil changed at jiffy lube, especially if all the all the techs look blunted, hungry, and like they're having a great time...

[Atreus]

haha, um. lets see...

kitchen/dishwashaaaah:
bj in the walk in freezer
sex in said freezer
locking up new employees in the freezer held in place by a metal mop handle for upwards of one hour.

ice cream place:
'voiding' out correct change orders..... $$
coming to work hungover/sleeping in front of the glass door while people walked by
climbing in the hvac system at that job
um. trading ice cream for real food with the other resturants on our block. (hmmm, so two gallons of sweet cream for two burritos/tacos/enchiladas. DEAL)

janitor:
sex in an elementary school (working as a janitor/co worker was hot.....)

federal job:
fingerin the receptionist at this one office job....
bj in the elevator at said job
sex in stairwell at that job
having sex with every woman who worked the cafeteria at that job.

yeah, lots of sexual stuff. not really breaking stuff/crazy shit


/shrug

[BMWLA]

I got a new guy to stick a coil wire in his mouth then cranked it over. Made him look like Marty Feldman for a second or 2. We almost pissed our self laughing.

[Optimator]

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

Wow. Just wow.

[femme325is]

Am I reading into a real life past association?

lol! He's secretly my 2nd husband. Shhh

[Kilawin]

I cant post the top, like.......4-5 craziest things that I have done at work.



Mariano

+1 mine is NWS :D

[Farbin Kaiber]

Am I reading into a real life past association?

[der affe]

Zing!!! ;)

[Farbin Kaiber]

:roll: wow. i think this just went somewhere I didn't expect it to.

[femme325is]

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

lol! Nah, Der Affe knows more about me then most will ever know :)

[der affe]

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

nope!......post count whoring!!!!!!

[homegrone30]

[quote=quikveedb2;1256927]smoking blunts in the basment at jiffy lube was always fun.
[quote]

Yeah especially when you have a customer come and you walk to the upper bay still chiefin.

At my first job it was a ritual to do a burn out on every tire change.
When we got bored we would bicycle the four wheeler around the isle of customer bikes in the backlot.

I never did anything really crazy but I have had my share of fun at every job.