Craziest shit you've done at work.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I used to work at a major retail joint and would regularly have quickies with my husband when he brought me lunch. We just locked the breakroom door and leaned against it trying to be as quiet as possible. lol! I don't think I could do it again, I just hated that job and didn't care if anyone caught on.

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

[E30nate]

when i worked at big-o, the owners daughter would work in the office when she was home from college. daily blow jobs in the bathroom were awesome!

[808BMW]

Worked for a security firm last year.
I wan in charge of watching over some
apartments in a pretty rough neighbourhood.

I experimented with the spare keys they gave to lock
the gates and ;aundry rooms and found it worked on some
apartments, some with people who lived inside.

Tailed a few people, knew what times of the night they were not
there, especially the ones who worked nights.

Slept in their rooms, ate their foods and watched their T.V's.

Never got caught, left the job voluntarily.

Dude, if this is true, nice.

[AndrewBird]

At my very first job (Baskin-Robbins) when I was 15, I melted 40 gallons of ice cream.

The dipper case they keep all the ice cream in at the store I worked at had a 3 position power switch. All the way up was the case light on and the freezer on, the middle was just the freezer, no light and the bottom was both off. We were supposed to turn the lights off at night and either I or the girl working with me that night pushed the switch too far. Next morning there was $500 worth of melted ice cream all over. We both got fired a week later.

I hated that job though. No breaks, regardless of the hours you worked and the stuff we used to clean everything cracked my hands so badly, I accidentally bled on someones ice cream cone once (I threw it away of course).

[femme325is]

I used to work at a major retail joint and would regularly have quickies with my husband when he brought me lunch. We just locked the breakroom door and leaned against it trying to be as quiet as possible. lol! I don't think I could do it again, I just hated that job and didn't care if anyone caught on.

[z31maniac]

Not my job, but had an old girlfriend who loved to blow me while we were in her office (an independent energy company here in Tulsa, would love to have a weekend and a bottle of Tequilla with her again, but don't think I'd give up the current GF for it).

[euroshark]

[Farbin Kaiber]

can't breathe on the Mormon ninja edit.

[Alkasquawlik]

No rules, just getting the other guys to look at your shit... Penalties aren't necessary when it's truly an unpleasant experience. I got one dude who was pulling a car in by climbing to the top of a tire rack right in front of his bay, kinda standing with one leg on each side of the aisle, and when he saw my junk he freaked out and almost drove off the front of the lift! Seriously, penis showing game ftw.

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

[euroshark]

rules of game?

No rules, just getting the other guys to look at your shit... Penalties aren't necessary when it's truly an unpleasant experience. I got one dude who was pulling a car in by climbing to the top of a tire rack right in front of his bay, kinda standing with one leg on each side of the aisle, and when he saw my junk he freaked out and almost drove off the front of the lift! Seriously, penis showing game ftw.

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

[Farbin Kaiber]

That's ghey, I work in a tire shop, and would kill hobo's with a claw hammer if one of my techs did that.

[318isbmw]

Best we ever did was drink afterhours w/ the bosses and drive their cars everywhere. Went for a few joyrides when we'd go to the dump but that was about it.

[Devil Inc]

Go rent "Waiting" for educational purposes. I can't recall the specifics off hand.

[SpecM]

The guys at my tire shop used to play the penis showing game that is now so famous thanks to "Waiting". What a blast... It sounds gay, but I'm telling you guys, it's the most fun any of us ever had in that shit hole. Hiding in the tire racks with your balls out, stalking your prey... Or hiding in customer cars ready to rock when the bay manager hops in to pull the car out... FUCKING PRICELESS.

rules of game?

[lennon]

I worked at a skatepark for a long time so I got away with not working pretty much all the time. I'm pretty sure I just skated like 80% of the time.

Otherwise, I walked out on a job once. I showed up in the morning - decided it wasn't worth it - and left without telling a soul. I went back 2 weeks later and picked up my paycheck. It was awkward.

what skatepark?