Craziest shit you've done at work.

[Dozyproductions]

Use to work in an Italian restaurant as the dish boy. I was known for singing and making a couple of the cooks and hostesses do it too.

One night I got all the 3 cooks (one had a battery operated boom box) and two hostesses to start singing the theme song of duck tales. We started strutting from the back of the restaurant to the floor with the cook having the boom box on his shoulder playing the instrumentals of the theme.

We sung about 80% of the song in front of the customers. When it was done a couple tables left while the others gave us a standing ovation. This was during a Friday night rush too btw.

[Ral]

IIRC, he is a Marine. His hazing>your hazing.

hazing is fun

unless you're the one being hazed

And I never really did much crazy shit that wasn't a part of work.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Well, I got pissed at one of my techs, and used an axle boot steel tie to zip a can of brake cleaner to his catalytic converter.


Oh, and at an off-road shop I worked at for two days, I installed a complete h2 lift kit with all the left stuff on the right, and vice versa, then used jb weld on all the bolt threads, cuz the owner was an ass. (shop owners new truck)


I never got paid either.

[SamE30e]

Well.. I just got fired about 45 minutes ago.

I'm pretty bummed.

At the same time I told my district manager that he looks like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in baby blue, he made a smart ass remark to me while he was firing me.

[bimmerpirate]

Drifting the work truck in the rain. That's bout it so far.

[Turf1600]

I worked at a skatepark for a long time so I got away with not working pretty much all the time. I'm pretty sure I just skated like 80% of the time.

Otherwise, I walked out on a job once. I showed up in the morning - decided it wasn't worth it - and left without telling a soul. I went back 2 weeks later and picked up my paycheck. It was awkward.

[evil_twin]

I've never done anything too crazy... We used to inflate latex gloves and draw the face of our Service Manager and hang them everywhere calling him chicken shit, and sometimes we would completely trash the garage of the dealership because he couldn't keep an employee long enough to take out the trash. Fun times...

[BeirBrennerE30]

In high school i got a job at a used car dealer installing aftermarket alarms and crap. They hired me and some other kid and had me train him to do it. After i trained him, they fired me for no reason since they were paying the other kid less... oh yeah and they never paid me. I called the city to bitch, he said he paid me, city looked into it and found that he was laundering money through the dealership. I believe he is still in jail now and the dealership was closed

I still never got paid...

[SpecM]

This little thing called hazing, yeah.

hazing is fun

unless you're the one being hazed

[ldsbeaker]

I can't post the crazy stuff I've done, either.
This little thing called hazing, yeah.

[jimsill]

well. i didnt do this, but i was associated with it...

Working on a project (i am a painting contractor) at a local restaurant/banquet hall. It was the dead of winter, and they were refacing the whole building and remodeling the lobby, so they had large propane tanks to supply heat behind huge poly tarps while the front of the building was off. My decorator was leaving the site and tripped on the line that connected the tank to the heater, and withing seconds we heard a huge pop and saw a wall of flames as the poly tarps began to burn. The tank was a 5 foot flame thrower, and proceeded to burn down almost the entire project within 3 days of the grand re-opening. I was awstruck as i watched 2 weeks of custom installations and hard work burn if front of me. Surreal.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Come on... Am I the only (ex)raging (now sober) alcoholic in here?

Oh hell yea! :D

This winter alone:

Nailed a girl in the walk in chiller.

Tag teamed two girls in a couple of booths with a mate. Several calls of "change!" were made.

Had sex in the office duting full service.

Dressed up at pat bateman and smashed things with an axe while drunk. Including taking the top off a fire extinguisher.

Passed out drunk in a bottle bin.

[TwoJ's]

I've been working at home since I graduated. But I had a business and marketing class in high school and I was the manager of a little student store/smoothie and coffee stand thing. My girlfriend was in the class at the time, and we closed the store down between lunch periods. She and I were in there, and she wore a skirt one day, so she sat up on the counter, and I nailed her right there. It was the most dangerous and least satisfying sex I've ever had. I was too scared to get in to it enough to blow.

[James Crivellone]

1) Fell backwards onto an open breaker panel and hit the main..which in turn completed a nice mid-day test of our UPS gear.

2) Accidently printed confidential employee information to an offsite remote office call center printer.

3) Reset the phone system during the day with over 100 people on the phone.

4) Fell off a ladder, severing several fiber DS3 jumpers in the process

5) Stepped on a false ceiling tile and fell into somebody's office.

6) Attempted to date a coworker....yeah don't do that!

I love management now, the most I need to worry about is my budget and what my team is up to!

[325_e30]

well I really didn't do this at work but I quit by fucking my boss' GF and emailed him some nudes of said ex stating that I resign. Come to think of it I never even recieved my final paycheck. =-/