Craziest shit you've done at work.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I cant post the top, like.......4-5 craziest things that I have done at work.



Mariano

[dashboardmonkey]

Fell asleep, snoring and all under a car at a shop I worked at.

One of the other techs kicked my foot, to warn me the shop owner was coming out of the office.

Didn't get caught though.

Andy

[quikveedb2]

at my first job, a grocery store, at about 16 years old, i used to load up a grocery cart with garbage, walk down the beer aisle and stack cases of beer under the trash, and throw it in the dumpster out back, then fill my trunk on my break. i ate some acid and decided quit that same job one day about 3 years later.

i told a waitress to "suck me off, bitch" on the (open) line one crazy fucking busy night, classic. did not get fired.

smoking blunts in the basment at jiffy lube was always fun.

starting the day with white russians when i was cooking at the lodge at sunspot was once a regular thing, and they usually kept coming throughout the day, along with copious bowls. i've gotten so drunk after work there that i puked off the chairlift on the way down many times. a dishwasher once fell off the chair in front of me drunk, he was fine, but had to get a ride up on a sno-mo for the rest of his days there. there is more.

[SpecM]

I did a huge rolling burn-out in my '88 s-eta on a wet shop floor at the Toyota dealership I used to work at

almost hit everything and everyone in the place

[Devil Inc]

I once worked for a small water utility, about 900 connections, and fell asleep after my boss left, when I was supposed to be monitoring the chlorine levels in the outgoing water supply. Luckily, I woke up about 10 seconds before the high alarm went off.

Pretty dumb on my part and dangerous. I never fell asleep again.

[bmwguy87]

Craziest thing I ever did at work was took the e92 m3 out of the show room (I work for bmw) to blow the smoke out of as a custome was coming to look at it and drive it. Drove around like an old lady for awhile when I was out of sight of the dealership I had some fun. Roundabout drifts some fish tails. When I came back to the dealership a porsche gt3 was following me. It was the guy coming to look at the m3. As I got out of the car he comes up to me and says dam that was some nice driving. Well he ended up buying the car and I got to drive the gt3 home.

[PiercedE30]

Craziest shit or most dangerous? Where should I start?

Tried to pick up about 15 tons of steel (a big platform) on the top of a tank/vessel at 300 ft in the air without all of the bolts being fully cut out and causing the 250 ton crane to start leaning over and then the platform "popping" loose and bouncing around.

Climbed up the side of a steel column, that was about 16 inches wide, while hanging beams from about 15 feet off the ground all the way to the top of the column about 60 feet high.

One of the last jobs I was on we all got laid off on the same day without any notice. When we all got on the bus to go to the parking lot the guy driving the bus stood up and turned around and asked if anybody else wanted to drive and I hopped in the driver's seat. When we got to the parking lot I then proceeded to get the bus stuck in the mud in the ditch next to the parking lot.

There's probably a lot of other crazy shit I have done but have forgotten.

[SamE30e]

I told my manager to "Suck my fucking balls you crypt keeper looking mother fucker"

He looked like the crypt keeper. I didn't get fired until 3 weeks later, and they fired with without reason so I got paid.

And did a large amount of doughnuts on the ice with the Zamboni.

[Jand3rson]

I had this SHITTY job as a dishwasher/busser at a cafe/bakery while I was in college. The owner was a total bitch, and would make people come in to work even if they were deathly ill, or threaten to fire them. She made me come in once with a fever of 104, coughing and about to keel over, and I couldn't afford to be fired, so I went in. The next day, I called the health department and she got fined $5000, meaning she couldn't go on vacation. At which point, I told her to fuck off and quit.

[DCColegrove]

Come on... Am I the only (ex)raging (now sober) alcoholic in here?

[bmwpower]

subscribed....

[T3rd Ferguson]

I never did anything too crazy, mainly because I'm the type of person who has had few jobs and kept them for long periods of time. Although, i was a line cook at a restaurant once (briefly) and i got pissed at my boss for stiffing me somehow (this was like 5 years ago, i don't remember)... cursed him out thoroughly and then walked out in the middle of a SLAMMED lunch shift leaving everyone completely fucked

That's about all i can think of

[OrganicMechanic]

mooning and slapping my ass at supervisor, while chanting "kiss my ass"

[JGood]

I believe I took down an OC-12 for Wells Fargo at one point...

And the VP of some company told me I cost him $150k because I didn't get their DS3 up in time and they missed a project deadline.

Before me "important" job, I got hammered while working at a lube shop/car wash. Other then that, I never really intentionally did any stupid shit though.

[BobombETA]

I hear ya man... I work at a credit union, and dealing with customers can be fucking shitty.

Earlier this year, Hannaford compromised about 2 million debit card numbers nationwide (2000 being associated with us), and I had to make about 300 phone calls that day, telling people I was canceling their card. You would think that they would be happy we were looking out for their asses.




I worked at a Subway once and we used to make smoothies out of the subs and get people to drink them... good times.



edit: my friend worked at a golf course and we used to take the carts out at night.