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  • blunttech
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    • Jul 2004
    • 12850

    #46
    Originally posted by Optimator
    Well, I just assumed you'd be in charge of that, being uniquely equipped to carry out the task.
    i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself
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    • blunttech
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      • Jul 2004
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      #47
      Originally posted by JAM
      lol no just stupid bar fights when i was younger

      and blunt, he's 56 iirc?
      yeah, im 53 but easily pass for 52
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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502

        #48
        Originally posted by blunt
        i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself

        We've spoken before, and she has assured me that there really is a second person there.

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        • Optimator
          E30 Fanatic
          • Aug 2008
          • 1396

          #49
          Originally posted by blunt
          i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself
          If anyone suffers from incontinence, it's you, Mr. blunt. Tell me, how many times have your posts been interrupted by a strong urge to take a piss, but your enlarged prostrate left you frustrated and unable to fully empty your bladder?
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          • ColdAccord
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2003
            • 5926

            #50
            i got rid of the halloween mustache, the beard is almost back to normal



            and jam; i think i saw you from afar at the pink yesterday (or friday, maybe. memory isn't my strong point)
            Originally posted by blunt
            can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

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            • blunttech
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              • Jul 2004
              • 12850

              #51
              Originally posted by Optimator
              If anyone suffers from incontinence, it's you, Mr. blunt. Tell me, how many times have your posts been interrupted by a strong urge to take a piss, but your enlarged prostrate left you frustrated and unable to fully empty your bladder?
              the only thing enlarged down there is my giant mushroom head. proof is the calloused area in the back of your throat from the constant battering like the swat team trying to gain entry to a crack den on COPS.
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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #52
                The only battering that you will soon be familiar with is the sheer amount of baby batter that I will dump on Biscus when I make my visit to the Northern Command center. I want to hear that little pile of towels yelp as I repeatedly bottom out on his exit hole. Don't worry, I'll bring plenty of squeaky toys and chunks of rawhide to help him forget of the sheer violence of my entry.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • blunttech
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 12850

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Optimator
                  The only battering that you will soon be familiar with is the sheer amount of baby batter that I will dump on Biscus when I make my visit to the Northern Command center. I want to hear that little pile of towels yelp as I repeatedly bottom out on his exit hole. Don't worry, I'll bring plenty of squeaky toys and chunks of rawhide to help him forget of the sheer violence of my entry.
                  i will fortify biscus's dirty hole and have my wife install a motorized set of dentures to ward off any anal attack. if you do make entrance into his turd chute you will pull out something resembling a stapes bone thats been gnawed on by a rabid dingo
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                  • Optimator
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396

                    #54
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    have my wife install a motorized set of dentures to ward off any anal attack.
                    How will you eat, then? I don't want you wasting away, snookums.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    • myinfernalbmw
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • May 2007
                      • 1736

                      #55
                      My beard was gangly yesterday before i trimmed it up and it was itching like a motherfucker. Had i know that it was the month to grow that shit out i would have just sucked it up. I will have to try that bit of waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesry, that is cocoa butter, next time.

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #56
                        I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.

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                        • blunttech
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                          • Jul 2004
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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.
                          id let the goat go. im sure hes seen enough torture at your hands
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                          • blunttech
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                            • Jul 2004
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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Optimator
                            How will you eat, then? I don't want you wasting away, snookums.
                            the same way i always do. i will rest my dinner plate on the top of your cranium. we will eat together. only you will dine on cock
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                            • e30frosh
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 2170

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                              I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.
                              I normally rock the burns and a soul patch. The beard is great for winter though. My goal is to get her froze over whilst snowboarding!

                              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                              Wrap all my things in aluminum
                              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                              • Optimator
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 1396

                                #60
                                Originally posted by blunt
                                the same way i always do. i will rest my dinner plate on the top of your cranium. we will eat together. only you will dine on cock
                                This is quite a fantasy. You, eating solid food. And, you, being fellated by another man.

                                The tumble down to the cold reality of sucking pureed food through a large straw and stroking a mostly useless manhood to UFC on Spike will be exceptionally difficult. I'll be here in case you need a shoulder to cry on.
                                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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