Roomates FTL.

[blunttech]

She makes my balls dissapear also. Its a real treat.

mother fucker that was my next post. well similar anyways

[dlmrun2002]

great balls think a like....
Doug dog NY

[der affe]

OK Luke here is some real advice.

i have been living with roommate since i was 23. most of the time i end up being the "house mom" which sucks, but i always have the master and i am the main person on the lease, with the utilities in my name, etc. most if not all of the common stuff in the house is mine too.

it is going to be hard be cause there is a pretty big age gap. people in general are fuck ups until around 23. most of the kids around this age had a different up bringing from you and i (i am just shy of 37). basically their parents sheltered their ego's and never really taught them how to be considerate of others. they will test the limits (either consciously or unconsciously ) until you drop the hammer on them. once you have talked tom them. EVERYTIME they exceed the boundaries crop the hammer again. it will only take a few times to get them to fall in line.

it really doesn't sound like too bad of a set up to be honest. exert your authority over these fucking KIDS and don't let them run you over. you have the same rights that they do in the house!
once you get that sorted, go to them and say "hey guys, i am going to start cutting wood in the garage. lets condense your crap so i don't get saw dust all over everything and I will buy some tarps to keep the dust off of them" just sweep up you mess as best you can when you are done, basically the same you would like them to do.

as to the eating of food and using of your stuff.

if they use your laundry soap. buy a cheap bottle of soap and mix it 50/50- 70/30 with BLEACH. if it is yours they should not be using it with out asking first. they will pay the price for it.

using your shampoo. mix nare (sp) in the shampoo or conditioner. it wont be on their head long enough to make hair fall out, but it will turn it into a kinky assed Afro!

using your razor. take a new one and go drag it in the sidewalk a couple of times them put the cap back on it and leave it out. see who looks like they go attacked by a cat and you will have your culprit.

eating your food. baby laxative works wonders and can be hidden in food you cook in sauces or frosting's. i made cheese cake with Lact-o-loose because i knew my shitty roommate would eat it w/o asking me. 2 pieces left her shitting for 2 days straight. the same girl was eating my cookies, so i replaced mine with DOG cookies for a month while she continues to eat them until i gave one to the dog in front of her.

once you inflict a little justice, just tell them, "it is ok if you use some of my stuff in an emergency if you run out, just replace it by the next day." odds are they wont even touch it.

if they are keeping you up at night by partying all hours, tell them. if that doesn't solve it, get up early and make a fuck load of noise the next morning, they will get the hint.

leaving the garage door open and letting the heat out....see the door open, time to yell "who the fuck left the god dam door open again?" "do you want another big fucking heating bill again????" "What the FUCK is wrong with you???" problem will solve itself.

nasty shit left in the fridge. clean the whole motherfucker out. fucking everything that is even remotely old looking. continue to do that. they will get the idea.

Being nice wont get you anywhere with kids. drop the hammer on them until they fall in line. once that happens, swing the hammer as you see fit.

when your "wife" moves down, you might be the only ones left and take over the house OR just move on when she gets there

[NC325iC]

< 21 year old

i dont see the big deal sounds like my house...

[jflip2002]

Ive lived with roommates (my bestfriend, and also best female friend). Sucked. Period. Dirty dishes, dirty house, ate my food. I was never home, I was ALWAYS At my girlfriends, and stayed the night there 6 out of 7 days a week. Then was expected to pay 1/2 the electricity (since it was 2 BR). I Will never do it again.

[der affe]

to be fair on your situation Jflipp, it is your choice to not be home. as long as the bills are not sky high, because you are all roommates, you are still responsible for an equal portion of the bills. if you were so uncomfortable there you should have
A: done something about it by: cleaning up the house yourself (i have done this myself, it sucks!)

B: make the roommates fall in line and not eat your food and clean up after themselves

C: move in with your G/F.

on the other side of the coin, if your G/F has a roommate/s, it is not fair for you to be over there constantly and not paying rent or a share of the bills. if my roommates have people over all of the time past 3 nights a week on a regular basis, they can chip in for the utilities. especially if they are using the shower, laundry, cooking, ETC.

[Money$hit]

i have noticed with newer toilets, that its not possible to upperdeck them. im not sure if this is by design but it pisses me off!

Funny.

Toilet manufacturers must have been sitting around thinking that stuff up.

[napabavarian]

Now I understand room mate complaints, just 2 of us here, and a yard full of BMWs, but that's gonna change soon...



Good luck with them, and if the shower are too long then just jump in with and say you are in a hurry

[der affe]

Now I understand room mate complaints, just 2 of us here, and a yard full of BMWs, but that's gonna change soon...



Good luck with them, and if the shower are too long then just jump in with and say you are in a hurry

are you going to weld all the cars together or is that a plasma cutter? ;)

BTW remember that the cutter will spin the fuck out of your power meter, be prepared for a big $$ jump in the next bill if you are going to use the shit out of it

[E30Idea]

Is this why you call so much, you need to vent? Get away for a while, come home and relax for the weekend!

[E30_pilot]

the two 23 years chicks, are they bangable? For I will personally fly over there and put it in their butt for you. That'll show them.

[Farbin Kaiber]

That's weekend roadtrip status, no need to fly.

[kishg]

you could always move in with those born again christians in vancouver

[StereoInstaller1]

Just reading this thread has me all happy.

The single biggest issue is the cold fucking room. I live in a HUGE master bedroom, with my own office, balcony and big bathroom. I have plenty of space, but I also pay a bigger part of the rent, by far.

As soon as Kim moves up here, she and I will find a decent house and get one or two roomates, but we know how to lay down rules and keep them. I just don't know if I can hang until then...and CL is full of "wanted" ads.

I know everything will work out OK. Shit, as it is, I am never home.

Greg, the ideas about how to handle the food stuff is fucking hilarious.

[SamE30e]

Pictures of said room mates?