What if Jesus wasn't a white dude?

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  • Massive Lee
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2006
    • 6782

    #1

    What if Jesus wasn't a white dude?

    Currently watching another boring Easter religious movie on the life of Jesus. And something struck me. All the images we see of him depicts a white guy wearing turbans and djelabah...

    Which makes sense as Palestine is in the Middle East. So basically, Jesus should be Arab. Not necessarely looking like a good white Caucasian dude. Maybe Jesus was black. Maybe he was even gay. I wonder how much of the real Jesus (or the original religion) remains after the Roman Catholic church has performed its clean-up.
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  • Dillinger
    Wrencher
    • Mar 2009
    • 285

    #2
    Oh noes. Shall I make the popcorn?

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    • DEV0 E30
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      • Oct 2004
      • 8813

      #3
      Hahaha.

      Oh this is gonna be good.

      What if ... well... I suggest watching this:

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      • Desaevious
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        • Aug 2007
        • 3810

        #4
        You got it all wrong. Jesus was a Raptor.




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        • iwillhunt
          Grease Monkey
          • Oct 2007
          • 385

          #5
          What does the color of his skin have to do with anything at all?

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          • blunttech
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            • Jul 2004
            • 12850

            #6
            he is half white and half black and doing good for the usa
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            • Desaevious
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2007
              • 3810

              #7
              Originally posted by blunt
              he is half white and half black and doing good for the usa

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              • E30 Cabrio
                E30 Mastermind
                • Oct 2006
                • 1954

                #8
                Originally posted by iwillhunt
                What does the color of his skin have to do with anything at all?
                Nothing. It's just a post by someone who thinks people like Bill Maher are clever.
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                • nando
                  Moderator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 34827

                  #9
                  er, I thought he was jewish, not arab? what race is "arab" anyway? lol.
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                  • Maluco
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 6572

                    #10

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                    • dvs909
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1149

                      #11
                      Jesus was Jewish

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                      • Massive Lee
                        R3V OG
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 6782

                        #12
                        Originally posted by nando
                        er, I thought he was jewish, not arab? what race is "arab" anyway? lol.
                        Jewish ain't a race either. Isn't "arab" a global ethnicity for people from semit origins having migrated from Orient to the Middle East and North Africa?

                        The initial debate is only about an old reality having been adapted to a local vision. Some say that Jesus could have been a woman. Why not? I wasn't there and don't have any element to contradict.
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                        • BrewCity11
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 2335

                          #13
                          Lol, that would be like when Dave Chappelle was the blind KKK member. Funny as hell.
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                          • Raxe
                            R3V Elite
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5346

                            #14
                            Originally posted by blunt
                            he is half white and half black and doing good for the usa
                            Hahaha, well played.

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                            • ieatpeople
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                              • Mar 2008
                              • 883

                              #15
                              i thought arabs were from saudi arabia
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