I don't care

[LBJefferies]

I seriously don't give a shit.

[Pac1373]

good, me either.

[slammin.e28]

Constipated much?

I usually give a shit once a day.

[Holland]

Fucking holmes, why can't your name be holmes anymore?

[joshh]

Don't hurt anyone.

[Wh33lhop]

Constipated much?

I usually give a shit once a day.

Once a day? Do you save that shit up or something?

[slammin.e28]

Once a day? Do you save that shit up or something?

I can't poop in a public restroom. I just go home for lunch and drop it off. Sometimes I'll roll another load into the porcelain throne after work, but only if the GF cooks gumbo, which is probably never happening again.

I once held a dump from Dulles to Atl, then 10 hour layover, then another 4 hours to Albuquerque, then another 3 hour drive to Angle Fire NM.

FUCKN XPLODDDDDDED!

[LBJefferies]

I can't poop in a public restroom. I just go home for lunch and drop it off. Sometimes I'll roll another load into the porcelain throne after work, but only if the GF cooks gumbo, which is probably never happening again.

I once held a dump from Dulles to Atl, then 10 hour layover, then another 4 hours to Albuquerque, then another 3 hour drive to Angle Fire NM.

FUCKN XPLODDDDDDED!

How the fuck do you do that man? I usually start having sharp pains in my colon if I hold it for too long.

[slammin.e28]

How the fuck do you do that man? I usually start having sharp pains in my colon if I hold it for too long.

I am stubborn.

I held piss for about 6 hours in Beijing once. That time I had sharp, sharp pains, but we were on a bus driving.

[Wh33lhop]

I admire your l337 shit-holding skills.

[ak-]

I admire your l337 shit-holding skills.

Seriously.

It's like razor blades summer-salting in your intestines when you hold shit that long.

[slammin.e28]

I was bound and determined not to use an airport/airplane/dirty New Mexican desert gas station bathroom.

I'm not so bad that I have to take a shower after dropping on, but close. The inconvenience of doing that is probably my main opponent.

[joshh]

I was bound and determined not to use an airport/airplane/dirty New Mexican desert gas station bathroom.

I'm not so bad that I have to take a shower after dropping on, but close. The inconvenience of doing that is probably my main opponent.

Aren't you worried that at some point your sphincter muscles are going to give out and you'll be relying on Depends and be a constant leaker.

[blunttech]

I care

[Wh33lhop]

Aren't you worried that at some point your sphincter muscles are going to give out and you'll be relying on Depends and be a constant leaker.

You kidding? He's exercising the SHIT out of that sphincter, no pun intended. He might be the unrapeable guy if he ever goes to jail.