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  • blefevre
    R3V Elite
    • Dec 2008
    • 4287

    #2431
    I will NEVER understand the big spoiler thing.

    - E30, DSM, Golf R, Mazda 3 Skyactiv

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    • Roland H
      R3V Elite
      • Mar 2009
      • 4480

      #2432
      Originally posted by blefevre
      You can start it anytime, I am so confused now that I have no idea what I have/dont have. My brain hurts. I know I am missing two spacers, that I have no idea what they do. I hope I am not waiting this long on a stupid washer.
      Ok no problem. I'm a tad busy the next two days, but after that, we're good to go.

      Originally posted by blefevre
      I will NEVER understand the big spoiler thing.
      I used to think it was pretty cool...








      .....when I was 12.

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      • Bimmerman325i
        R3V OG
        • Dec 2007
        • 6854

        #2433


        That car is a vehicular abortion, and not the "oh thank god I dodged a bullet there" abortion either.

        Also, where the hell is the compressor wheel?!?
        2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
        95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
        98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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        • iamsam
          Advanced Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 172

          #2434

          WOW.

          1. buy road marker paint from ace hardware.
          2. open hood.
          3. spray liberally.
          4. close hood.

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          • Bimmerman325i
            R3V OG
            • Dec 2007
            • 6854

            #2435
            Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath
            WOW.

            1. buy road marker paint from ace hardware.
            2. open hood.
            3. spray liberally.
            4. close hood.
            5. buy sawzall
            6. cut hole in hood
            7. buy turbo
            8. realize turbo is broken
            9. cut turbo in half
            10. weld exhaust pipe to turbine-side of turbo, leave intake alone
            11. route air filter to other side of engine bay
            12. make hood scoop out of canvas.
            13. install 8" diameter fart can
            14. sell copious amounts of drugs
            15. put poseur wing on car, take off first and second airfoils to improve rear visibility
            16. put awful ebay headlights and taillights on car
            17. somewhat paint grills
            18. install huge tach and other gauges, don't connect to anything.
            19. sell it because you can't get it to run right
            20. sell less illegal drugs due to decreased 'presence' around town.
            21. buy another car to butcher.

            There, your 21-step guide to building a drug dealer's failure of a car.
            2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
            95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
            98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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            • wh00sh
              Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 68

              #2436
              Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle stick... WTF do some people think?
              '88 iX Money Pit/Labor of Love

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              • bluefox280
                Wrencher
                • Apr 2010
                • 255

                #2437
                Perfect 24 Hours of LeMons race? Or 24 hours of embarassment?

                I'd buy it, but the seller needs to move the decimel place a few digits to the left.
                Could be a ressurect blog project or something.

                - Erik
                • Pattern Draft Imaging.com - "...Where Engineering Discipline and Photography Merge as One..."

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                • wh00sh
                  Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 68

                  #2438
                  I don't think the engine would survive the chemical bath necessary to strip off that paint.
                  '88 iX Money Pit/Labor of Love

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                  • hyperE30
                    R3VLimited
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 2202

                    #2439
                    Originally posted by Bimmerman325i


                    That car is a vehicular abortion, and not the "oh thank god I dodged a bullet there" abortion either.

                    Also, where the hell is the compressor wheel?!?

                    OHHHHHH Dios mio that shit is ugly:puppy::weak::curse::evil::eeek::loco::shock:
                    sigpic
                    HyperWerkz

                    89 mtech2, s50, AR Kit, borgwarner s362, e-85, 15psi... 592whp
                    " enjoy the show "

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                    • iamsam
                      Advanced Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 172

                      #2440
                      Originally posted by wh00sh
                      Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle stick... WTF do some people think?

                      welcome to R3V and the Mountain subforum!

                      I suppose you live up in the mountains somewhere?

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                      • wh00sh
                        Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 68

                        #2441
                        Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath
                        welcome to R3V and the Mountain subforum!

                        I suppose you live up in the mountains somewhere?
                        Thank you, sir. I live in the woods about 15 minutes outside of Cripple Creek. I have an '88 iX in AW that I am going over to make reliable and roadworthy right now. Looking forward to making some meets this spring once she's down off the jack stands.
                        '88 iX Money Pit/Labor of Love

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                        • Bimmerman325i
                          R3V OG
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 6854

                          #2442
                          Originally posted by wh00sh
                          Thank you, sir. I live in the woods about 15 minutes outside of Cripple Creek. I have an '88 iX in AW that I am going over to make reliable and roadworthy right now. Looking forward to making some meets this spring once she's down off the jack stands.
                          Nice! Hell, come to the meets anyway. I show up more often than not in a Subaru wagon.
                          2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
                          95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
                          98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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                          • hyperE30
                            R3VLimited
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 2202

                            #2443
                            Originally posted by Bimmerman325i
                            Nice! Hell, come to the meets anyway. I show up more often than not in a Subaru wagon.
                            True on this.... most show up in different makes!!!

                            Welcome too;)
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                            HyperWerkz

                            89 mtech2, s50, AR Kit, borgwarner s362, e-85, 15psi... 592whp
                            " enjoy the show "

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                            • hyperE30
                              R3VLimited
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 2202

                              #2444
                              who's in need of an s52?
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                              HyperWerkz

                              89 mtech2, s50, AR Kit, borgwarner s362, e-85, 15psi... 592whp
                              " enjoy the show "

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                              • wh00sh
                                Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 68

                                #2445
                                Originally posted by Bimmerman325i
                                Nice! Hell, come to the meets anyway. I show up more often than not in a Subaru wagon.
                                Can-do. Here's my daily.

                                '88 iX Money Pit/Labor of Love

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