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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396
    #1

    Weird tasting puss.

    It was reminiscent of Heinz brown gravy in a jar.

    Any stories of how the finger test saved you? I could have used that, because when I sneeze it smells like gravy. Fuck my life.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
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    • Dj Buttchug
      R3V OG
      • Jun 2010
      • 7620
      #2
      dirty girls... bad news man

      Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
      Ig:ryno_pzk
      I like the tuna here.
      Originally posted by lambo
      Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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        • phreshkid
          R3V Elite
          • May 2009
          • 4655
          #3
          This is so terrible, I don't even know what to say.
          world renown Harry Potter expert
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            • be34st
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2010
              • 1277
              #4


              That is the worst thing I've heard all day. Bro, finger test is a must. You cant just fly down there without the preflight check. I hope you learned your lesson.

              07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                • Car Addict
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1100
                  #5
                  ^^^uhhhhhhhh....
                  are you sure it was human?
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                    • mrsleeve
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 16385
                      #6
                      which finger test are you referring to ???

                      the one where you retrive a sample an taste or the one where she tastes the sample ???
                      Originally posted by Fusion
                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                        • devon.818
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 2937
                          #7
                          you know its not mandatory to eat it right?

                          my buddy used to bitch all the time that his girls clam tasted funky and smelled weird...i never understood why he kept going back for more....

                          yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."

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                            • Mike325
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 3685
                              #8
                              Ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
                              Originally posted by cabriodster87
                              "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                              Originally posted by Kershaw
                              i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                                • IminDiegoTriick
                                  E30 Mastermind
                                  • Oct 2009
                                  • 1564
                                  #9
                                  this threads so funny lol!!!!


                                  Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
                                  Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
                                  I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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                                    • mrsleeve
                                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 16385
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by devon.818
                                      you know its not mandatory to eat it right?
                                      hhahahahahaah

                                      You are a youngin arent you some day you will learn
                                      Last edited by mrsleeve; 05-16-2011, 04:46 PM.
                                      Originally posted by Fusion
                                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                      William Pitt-

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                                        • Stanley Rockefeller
                                          E30 Addict
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 445
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mike325
                                          ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
                                          lol

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                                            • Optimator
                                              E30 Fanatic
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 1396
                                              #12
                                              We met. We danced. We got a bit sweaty.

                                              All in all it could have been worse. I once didn't need a finger test. It effused the scent of putrefying crab flesh, baking in the unrelenting sun of a July afternoon. Needless to say I beat a hasty retreat.
                                              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                • Mlarsen
                                                  R3V Elite
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 4082
                                                  #13
                                                  OP is sig worthy

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                                                    • Dj Buttchug
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 7620
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mlarsen
                                                      OP is sig worthy
                                                      indeed. lol.

                                                      rules: if its funky, abort mission

                                                      OP are u sure you didnt taste the butthole?? i mean it could happen

                                                      Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                                                      Ig:ryno_pzk
                                                      I like the tuna here.
                                                      Originally posted by lambo
                                                      Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                                                        • Mlarsen
                                                          R3V Elite
                                                          • Feb 2010
                                                          • 4082
                                                          #15
                                                          the rule of thumb I heard was (and I thought was a bit off):
                                                          If it smells like fish make it a dish
                                                          If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

                                                          I'm not sure how true that really is.

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