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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385
    #31
    Originally posted by Pinepig
    The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

    This it the correct way to go about things


    You squeamish little kids have got a long way to go.
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
    William Pitt-

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      • Bimmerista
        R3V Elite
        • Nov 2005
        • 5425
        #32
        Perhaps marinate it with whipped cream or chocolate syrup?

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          • chadthestampede
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2008
            • 3600
            #33
            I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?

            If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

            Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
            FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
            Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
            Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
            mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
            Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
            der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
            Originally posted by LJ851
            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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              • Dj Buttchug
                R3V OG
                • Jun 2010
                • 7620
                #34
                ^ hahahahha win

                Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                Ig:ryno_pzk
                I like the tuna here.
                Originally posted by lambo
                Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                  • devon.818
                    Banned
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 2937
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Bimmerista
                    Perhaps marinate it with whipped cream or chocolate syrup?
                    maybe some worcheshire sauce and a bit of cracked black pepper?
                    yeah that goes great on some tender meat curtains.

                    http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...y-gross-42939/

                    or would you like some syrup with your waffles?

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                      • Optimator
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1396
                        #36
                        Originally posted by chadthestampede
                        I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?
                        There weren't any chunks. That would have stopped me faster than stink.
                        Originally posted by chadthestampede
                        If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

                        Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
                        FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
                        Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
                        Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
                        mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
                        Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
                        der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
                        The closest would be "Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy". Imagine caramelizing some onions and adding some beef stock, reducing for 10 minutes, and adding a splash of red wine. Throw in a vial of sweat. That was this. This was that.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385
                            #37
                            I think this is pertinent to this topic
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                              • Adrian_Visser
                                R3VLimited
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 2823
                                #38
                                If it smells like chicken keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the fuck out!

                                '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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                                  • deutschman
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 5958
                                    #39
                                    did you eat it after having some protected sex? condoms will leave a nasty taste behind as well. lol

                                    http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...y-gross-42939/

                                    or would you like some syrup with your waffles?
                                    WOW!
                                    Last edited by deutschman; 05-16-2011, 05:33 PM.
                                    sigpic
                                    "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                      • Todd Black 88
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Oct 2007
                                        • 3449
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Adrian_Visser
                                        If it smells like chicken keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the fuck out!
                                        This.

                                        Must be a local saying.
                                        Originally posted by codyep3
                                        I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                                        2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                                        1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                                        1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                                        2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                                        2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                                        2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                                        2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                                        2010 F650gs twin
                                        2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                                          • der affe
                                            Moderator
                                            Technical
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 8452
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by devon.818
                                            i dont even wana know how you know that shit!


                                            BLUE WAFFLE?
                                            you'd be amazed at how many guys get a puzzled look on their faces and then go "fuck! that bitch!" when i let loose with that knowledge.
                                            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                                              • stegosaurus
                                                Grease Monkey
                                                • Aug 2008
                                                • 367
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                                Personally, I've likened the scent we speak of as something like old wet pencil shavings.
                                                Nickels...
                                                sigpic

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                                                  • Bimmerista
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 5425
                                                    #43
                                                    Thankfully, I have not come across a box that tasted bad.

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                                                      • Dj Buttchug
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 7620
                                                        #44
                                                        OP pics of said delicious girl to complete thread plz

                                                        Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                                                        Ig:ryno_pzk
                                                        I like the tuna here.
                                                        Originally posted by lambo
                                                        Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                                                          • Sensimillatech
                                                            Member
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 49
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
                                                            OP pics of said delicious girl to complete thread plz
                                                            I second this and will include some reasoning to as to why the quote above makes perfect sense.

                                                            1. Does the garage match the rest of the house?
                                                            2. Does the OP have good taste?
                                                            3. Boobs.
                                                            Originally posted by bimmershark
                                                            well 90 percent of the people i know disagree with you..and almost all of them are on the internet so they cant be wrong

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