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  • Dj Buttchug
    R3V OG
    • Jun 2010
    • 7620

    #46
    if shes hot and she takes care of herself then I would assume shes probably about to go on her period or something, provided she doesnt have some sort of STD. shit gets weird around that time.

    however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.

    Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
    Ig:ryno_pzk
    I like the tuna here.
    Originally posted by lambo
    Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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    • IRON-E
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Dec 2007
      • 16548

      #47
      If my fingers smell bad I stop, then I stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now douche bitch."
      So fucking sigworthy and this whole thread is so full of win.
      @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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      • bmwm42
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2010
        • 6300

        #48
        Was having a shitty then I read this.....r3v you never fail me!
        Originally posted by bmwm42
        PNW vulture pm me for parts
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        • chadthestampede
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jul 2008
          • 3600

          #49
          Proper etiquette calls for pairing it with mashed potatoes and a robust brown ale.
          Originally posted by LJ851
          I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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          • DTM190
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Nov 2008
            • 1107

            #50
            oh my. I was going to multi quote almost every post. Funny as fuck
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


            Originally posted by der affe
            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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            • ForcedFirebird
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2007
              • 8300

              #51
              Smalls like cologne, leave it alone, smalls like fish, sure is a dish.
              john@m20guru.com
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              • !kid
                E30 Fanatic
                • Mar 2009
                • 1362

                #52
                have you guys ever run into...

                it taste better than it smells

                or

                smells better than it taste?
                :borg:

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                • LJ851
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 7918

                  #53
                  So thankful my girl smells/tastes like heaven all the time.
                  Lorin


                  Originally posted by slammin.e28
                  The M30 is God's engine.

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                  • Massimo
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3207

                    #54
                    LOL this could be taken as a cooking thread.
                    sigpic

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                    • Frog
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 980

                      #55
                      Originally posted by devon.818
                      yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
                      Winner winner chicken dinner?

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                      • HarryPotter
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3642

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Mike325
                        Ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
                        right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.


                        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                        John F. Kennedy

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                        • e30e
                          R3VLimited
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 2176

                          #57
                          Originally posted by HarryPotter
                          right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.
                          STFU, there's double standards for a reason; there is no fun in fucking a women who won't taste her own waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
                          1985 BMW 325e
                          1997 BMW M3/4/5
                          2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                          • Dj Buttchug
                            R3V OG
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 7620

                            #58
                            the problem is that its not suppose to smell or taste like beef stew.

                            Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                            Ig:ryno_pzk
                            I like the tuna here.
                            Originally posted by lambo
                            Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                            • s0urce
                              R3VLimited
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 2933

                              #59
                              tasty

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                              • Adrian_Visser
                                R3VLimited
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 2823

                                #60
                                Originally posted by s0urce
                                I'm thinking Arby's


                                '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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