Weird tasting puss.

[Be30mer]

Slip a breath strip in there before eating it.

[der affe]

if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.

[devon.818]

if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.

i dont even wana know how you know that shit!


BLUE WAFFLE?

[Optimator]

OP are u sure you didnt taste the butthole?? i mean it could happen

Nah. Shit tastes WAY different.

[RagtopE30]

I havent laughed this good in a long while!

[Dj Buttchug]

some sort or oral medication needs to be created to fix the seafood issues...

[trackjunkie21]

If it smells like fish, don't eat the dish.

[chadthestampede]

Heinz brown gravy is not specific enough. Which flavor was it?

Savory Beef?
Pork?
Bistro Au Jus?
Rich Mushroom?

or, could it be...

Brown with onions?

[Dj Buttchug]

Heinz brown gravy is not specific enough. Which flavor was it?

Savory Beef?
Pork?
Bistro Au Jus?
Rich Mushroom?

or, could it be...

Brown with onions?

[Optimator]

Definitely Brown with onions. Very savory.

I had dined here before, and it had tasted like giardiniera.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Personally, I've likened the scent we speak of as something like old wet pencil shavings.

[Pinepig]

The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

[devon.818]

The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

wrong, if you can't eat it, get her from behind and fuck that HO, then jizz on her forehead, pull up your pants cause your a big boy and DIP the fuck out.

thats the only way. yep.

[ForcedFirebird]

Are you sure you put your finger in the right hole?

[Optimator]

wrong, if you can't eat it, get her from behind and fuck that HO, then jizz on her forehead, pull up your pants cause your a big boy and DIP the fuck out.

thats the only way. yep.

Real talk. Players gonna play.

Are you sure you put your finger in the right hole?

Yes. Of course I was afraid of pulling out the accoutrements to a full roast beef dinner.