confusing woman issues

[thejimlab]

Be striaght up, tell her the truth and get a definate measurable answer. If it's cool, she'll say yes and you'll be out with her. If she beats around the bush (no pun intended) then drop it and move on. There are lots of ladies out there, many of them hot. Good luck.

[randomtask37]

I can't believe i actually read this post...
learn to whack off and stop obsessing. women llke the game.
asshole card always works for me.
one other thing.. are you fat? youre fat aren't you...

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peter i didnt even know u were still on this board. how is my 3.73 workin out for you?

[bmwannabe]

I can't believe i actually read this post...
learn to whack off and stop obsessing. women llke the game.
asshole card always works for me.
one other thing.. are you fat? youre fat aren't you...

:rofl:

peter i didnt even know u were still on this board. how is my 3.73 workin out for you?

Haha, no way man., im like 145 lbs on a 5'9" frame. Anyway, im gonna start playing the "idont care anymore card". I just wont talk to her. Sometimes ill start talking to her, then cut back on the amount that I say, then she'll ask whats wrong. She did this like 5 times before Fuck it, if she wants to go out ill let her call me. Case closed.

[thejimlab]

Good for you. Case closed. Now try to bang a couple of her friends.

[rwh11385]

(1) Met up with girl
(2) Bend her over
(3) Remove panties with teeth
(4) Make perform ass 2 mouth
(5) Have her make club sandwich
(6) Drop bitch off on street corner

hahaha. HERO!

EDIT: You must also know the art of dating. Dating is basically pretending you are doing normal activities that couples do like going to the movies and eating dinner, but really just looking forward to sex. Dating = Sex. Relationships = $$$.

Fact

Ha. Screw that. Go to friends with benefits. Saves having to date. I told one of my females friends I want F buddies when I grow up (her computer blocks offensive language, weak). And she said don't look for her to be that way. She's young, she's innocent.....I know better. lol.



Dude, seriously. Forget AIM, bullshit....attention whores. Go out, find another girl, mess with that. String her along, but pretty much say she isn't worth the time/effort if she is just online. Maybe she will think you must be cool/special if you arent' a sap she can string along and then you can get a date, whatever.

My friend is strung along by all this girls.....thinks he is a pimp, but they always bail on him, or say they will call later and never do. I wish he'd get a clue and see what they are doing.

I have more to say and more of this thread to read, but not enough time. Enough time spent wasting, I need to get dressed and wrench a little. But shit, I'll come back to this later tonight when i get home and have insomnia. Basically, forget her, (and you might then get her). Girls are weird, never try to fully understand them......or do , and get frustrated. (They do fit certain roles sometimes, but hard to identify and react accordingly, and some are unique.....fuck it)

that said. I think I'm telling my possible new gf I'm not ready for a serious relationship yet (i.e. I want to play with other girl for now, but I'll let you know when I feel like settling down) Sorry for being a guy......but the last relationship was stressful and I'm not down yet for that again. And lets not see if my friends or friend's friends want me to get a piece. Hopefully the sex-crazed blonde with big tits can make it out tonight. I liked her when I met her.

p.s. I only got as far as page 2.....hope you said I dont care anymore already.

[AdironRider]

How did this get 4 pages of replies.

[DSchultz325e]

Because there was a lot of gay advice.

[PeterCip]

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peter i didnt even know u were still on this board. how is my 3.73 workin out for you?

Had to get rid of it it ws far to short for my application. I traded it for a 2.93lsd which works out much better for my turbo. takes me 2 shifts to 70... much much nicer.
I see my 4.10 worked out well for you. rough wreck man.
-p

[bmwannabe]

robert, yeah, i said i didnt care, in fact i took her off my buddylist, so if there is gonna be any further contact, itll be on her part. If i see her on campus i dont know what ill do though.

[bimmerphile]

How did this get 4 pages of replies.

the fuck if I know man.

1. guy has girl problems
2. guy posts about girl problems on internet forum.
3. guy wonders why he has girl problems.

[e30ct]

if u wanna f*ck so bad just go find a fat chick she'll be all over you..u don't have to look at her face just the back of her head

[Charlie]

if u wanna f*ck so bad just go find a fat chick she'll be all over you..u don't have to look at her face just the back of her head

This man knows the secret of life.

Mopeds rule.

-Charlie

[AdironRider]

samual jackson! Youll be fucking fat chicks in no time!

[rwh11385]

robert, yeah, i said i didnt care, in fact i took her off my buddylist, so if there is gonna be any further contact, itll be on her part. If i see her on campus i dont know what ill do though.

"bitch, you off my buddy list!"

[bimmerphile]

robert, yeah, i said i didnt care, in fact i took her off my buddylist, so if there is gonna be any further contact, itll be on her part. If i see her on campus i dont know what ill do though.

"bitch, you off my buddy list!"

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