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  • trent

    #91
    Originally posted by bimmerphile
    Originally posted by bmwannabe
    so i went to the place she works this morning, here on campus in the campus center. she told me when she was working, so i went over there after my run. it was weird at first talking to her, but it got better. i guess at least now shes met me, and ive met her.

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    • bmwannabe
      E30 Modder
      • Nov 2003
      • 900

      #92
      the answer to all lifes questions. even im getting no ass, and i know bronzit sucks.

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      • Skafrog
        E30 Mastermind
        • Oct 2003
        • 1730

        #93
        Originally posted by Charlie
        Originally posted by Skafrog

        MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

        This post is about as relevant as all others, so why the hell not?
        I'll see that, and raise you this:



        -Charlie
        Man, please tell me you are on Corner Carvers.

        NASA MidSouth TT Director / GTS2 #018
        Mods: Coastal PS Fluid, 10w40 Oil
        Future Mods: Bosch Micro-Edge Wiper Blades, Painter's Tape, Spark Plugs, Freezer for Nutty Buddys, Adam Nitti CD's

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        • Charlie
          kid tested, administrator approved
          • Oct 2003
          • 6686

          #94
          Originally posted by Skafrog
          Originally posted by Charlie
          Originally posted by Skafrog

          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

          This post is about as relevant as all others, so why the hell not?
          I'll see that, and raise you this:



          -Charlie
          Man, please tell me you are on Corner Carvers.
          Of course.

          -Charlie
          Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
          '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
          FYYFF

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          • 808BMW
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2003
            • 2910

            #95
            I've found out the answer to all your woman problems (I haven't read this thing from page 3, so blah).

            If you want the answer, PM Jordan :P He'll tell you any ting you wan

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            • bmwannabe
              E30 Modder
              • Nov 2003
              • 900

              #96
              Jordan, are you a womanizing guru, speak your wealth of knowledge!

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              • rwh11385
                lance_entities
                • Oct 2003
                • 18403

                #97
                Originally posted by 808BMW
                If you want the answer, PM Jordan :P He'll tell you any ting you wan
                If you want to be an e-pimp, ask Jordan for advice.

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                • DSchultz325e
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1158

                  #98
                  God almighty. If you want to get girls just fucking trick out your car and put spinners TVs playstations 18" subwoofers and other retarded blang shit in it. Even if you are an ugly douchebag you will still get laid. It'll be one night stands for the rest of your life! Don't you read MaxPower? Will the foxes shag an ugly bloke with a sorted car? They sure do!

                  Here's a heads up, too. Girls don't dig E30s. Present company doesn't count.
                  I retired my E30 for now...
                  E46 323i
                  David Schultz

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                  • bmwannabe
                    E30 Modder
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 900

                    #99
                    I had a 16 yr old girl tell me she liked my car. (i know, its jailbait, but she still told me she liked my car)

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                    • trent

                      #100
                      Originally posted by bmwannabe
                      I had a 16 yr old girl tell me she liked my car. (i know, its jailbait, but she still told me she liked my car)
                      tag her

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                      • bimmerlover
                        E30 Addict
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 424

                        #101
                        Originally posted by rwh11385
                        Originally posted by 808BMW
                        If you want the answer, PM Jordan :P He'll tell you any ting you wan
                        If you want to be an e-pimp, ask Jordan for advice.
                        HAHAHAHA

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                        • rwh11385
                          lance_entities
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18403

                          #102
                          Originally posted by trent
                          Originally posted by bmwannabe
                          I had a 16 yr old girl tell me she liked my car. (i know, its jailbait, but she still told me she liked my car)
                          tag her
                          agreed. that's age of consent in Indiana. and tape it. and pee on her Robert Kelly style.

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                          • bmwannabe
                            E30 Modder
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 900

                            #103
                            Originally posted by trent
                            Originally posted by bmwannabe
                            I had a 16 yr old girl tell me she liked my car. (i know, its jailbait, but she still told me she liked my car)
                            tag her
                            Ehh, im 19 and a half, my guess was that she was 15 maybe 16. Thats statutory here in Ohio i believe.... But you know what they say, you cant rape the willing! lol

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                            • Digitalwave
                              is a poseur
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 6281

                              #104
                              Originally posted by bimmerlover
                              Originally posted by rwh11385
                              Originally posted by 808BMW
                              If you want the answer, PM Jordan :P He'll tell you any ting you wan
                              If you want to be an e-pimp, ask Jordan for advice.
                              HAHAHAHA


                              Case in point!

                              RISING EDGE

                              Let's drive fast and have fun.

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                              • bimmerlover
                                E30 Addict
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 424

                                #105
                                Originally posted by Digitalwave
                                Originally posted by bimmerlover
                                Originally posted by rwh11385
                                Originally posted by 808BMW
                                If you want the answer, PM Jordan :P He'll tell you any ting you wan
                                If you want to be an e-pimp, ask Jordan for advice.
                                HAHAHAHA
                                Case in point!
                                Alright alright, I didn't mean to stir that up again.
                                My laugh was more of an "oh wow, that's scary" sort of thing. ;)

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