The "Why I love my Diving Boards" Thread

[txtorquemade]

Is this thread over yet????

[JamesE30]

I had no problems bumping into either of their cars. I would simply let go of the brake and have at it.

I pull away, completely unscathed. Can't say the same for the other 2 dingleberries.

I love my Diving Boards

You are a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[JasonC]

It's threads like this that make me not want to invite people to here. Too many retards and makes the site look bad.

[Takahashi]

What that post means?

[JasonC]

What that post means?

Mine?


It means that the op posted up a thread saying he damaged two other peoples cars then drove off. Then we had another thread that someone stole a gas cap off of some ones car cause they parked in "his" spot. I know there are alot of other threads on here like these too. People being retards and then when new people come on here, they see these threads and think what asshats and then think of the whole site that way.

[JamesE30]

Mine?


It means that the op posted up a thread saying he damaged two other peoples cars then drove off. Then we had another thread that someone stole a gas cap off of some ones car cause they parked in "his" spot. I know there are alot of other threads on here like these too. People being retards and then when new people come on here, they see these threads and think what asshats and then think of the whole site that way.

Well said.

[Takahashi]

Mine?


It means that the op posted up a thread saying he damaged two other peoples cars then drove off. Then we had another thread that someone stole a gas cap off of some ones car cause they parked in "his" spot. I know there are alot of other threads on here like these too. People being retards and then when new people come on here, they see these threads and think what asshats and then think of the whole site that way.

i was asking about 1st post. But your conclusion explains all

[BeLzEbUb58]

Mine?


It means that the op posted up a thread saying he damaged two other peoples cars then drove off. Then we had another thread that someone stole a gas cap off of some ones car cause they parked in "his" spot. I know there are alot of other threads on here like these too. People being retards and then when new people come on here, they see these threads and think what asshats and then think of the whole site that way.

I quite enjoy the freedom of the printed word same as freedom of speech. Guy just want to express his frustration at the op's disregard for blocking him into a very tight space and offered up his solution to the his dilemma. One has to wonder if there are parking laws governing the amount of space one driver gives another while parking a vehicle. Could the other vehicle have been towed?

[Pac1373]

Mine?


It means that the op posted up a thread saying he damaged two other peoples cars then drove off. Then we had another thread that someone stole a gas cap off of some ones car cause they parked in "his" spot. I know there are alot of other threads on here like these too. People being retards and then when new people come on here, they see these threads and think what asshats and then think of the whole site that way.

I thought the whole site WAS like this...

op, you know what I love most about my Diving boards?
























they are detachable.

[Dj Buttchug]

the only good thing about diving boards is they allow a place for the females to stand, thus providing better angles of view

[kway]

I was going to tell my story of diving board as battering ram, but ^that is a tough act to follow.

[McGyver]

ok, to make this thread legit:

1 week after buying my vert i parked it at school in my usual spot. the kid who parks behind me who usually drives a lowered integra drove his dad's F-350 that day. needless to say, his GREATLY increased ground clearance allowed him to pull in too far over the curb and hit my car as i was walking to class. i cringed as i heard him hit my car but when he backed off my car, the shocks pushed the bumper out again and looked just fine.

cliffs:got hit by an F-350 and neither car had damage.

[lennon]

ok, to make this thread legit:

1 week after buying my vert i parked it at school in my usual spot. the kid who parks behind me who usually drives a lowered integra drove his dad's F-350 that day. needless to say, his GREATLY increased ground clearance allowed him to pull in too far over the curb and hit my car as i was walking to class. i cringed as i heard him hit my car but when he backed off my car, the shocks pushed the bumper out again and looked just fine.

cliffs:got hit by an F-350 and neither car had damage.

did you ram your car into his truck a few times when he went into school? or did you wait until he drove the teg again and then rammed that? you gotta take FULL advantage of the diving boards.

just be glad it wasnt jacked up. he probably wouldnt have stopped till he smashed his bumper through your back window or something.

[LivingLegend06]

So one day I'm driving through my old neighborhood going like 65, maybe 70 and this stupid little kid just wanders out in front of my car. Like, what the hell, my eta is at redline and my fart can is audible from miles away. So awayway after I run this kid over and head home I check out the damage to my car. Not a single scratch, just a little blood and after 5 minutes with some simple green and a paper towel its looking as good as new. I love my diving boards.

[acolella76]

^ nice.

Similar story: I once took out an entire terrorist cell in my neighborhood. I knew something was up, so I hit about 100mph and used their front steps as a ramp to bust through their house. Accidentally set of a bomb upon landing, and the whole house blew up killing everyone. I survived though, because the diving boards took most of the blast.



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