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  • JGood
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2004
    • 7959

    #106
    I'm not even laughing at the turbo yet. I'm stuck on the cylinder block-piston-alternator. You want to remove the alternator, and insert the components into the reciprocating assembly of the engine. You want to add the weight to the pistons. And remove cooling and oiling space from the block to insert weight. All to remove the "belt strain" from the crank. Have you dyno'd a car before and after removing an alternator belt? Have you measured the "stress" of the crank created by the belt? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE, HIGH MAINTENANCE, AND HORSEPOWER ROBBING IT WOULD BE TO PUT ALTERNATOR COMPONENTS INSIDE THE ENGINE?

    Jesus Fucking Christ. This is what's wrong with today's school system. Instead of teachers failing students with no understanding of anything, they are pushed through, given A+'s, and are told they are doing a great job. Then they get a great self esteem and think they are a genius, when in reality they can barely grasp the simple laws of physics.

    Look kid, you have great ambition. But if you don't STFU and start thinking about more realistic and important things, you're going to waste all your time and money from the tire shop (I mean "race car shop") on ideas that failed before they even popped into your head.

    You're welcome for the life lesson.
    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
    e30 restoration and V8 swap
    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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    • george graves
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Oct 2003
      • 19986

      #107
      Originally posted by Matt-B
      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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      • M-technik-3
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Oct 2003
        • 18946

        #108
        Most entertainment so far this year.
        https://www.facebook.com/BentOverRacing

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        • 5Toes
          Banned
          • May 2010
          • 9836

          #109
          Originally posted by Jaxx_
          you don't run megasquirt on a computer. lol
          Then define computer. An ECU uses a processor.

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          • 5Toes
            Banned
            • May 2010
            • 9836

            #110
            Dude. Seriously though. Alot of great people invented things that were not formally trained.

            Nicolas Otto... he was a farm boy on the rhine river. HE DELIVERED FREAKING FLOUR AND SHIT TO PAY HIS BILLS. Look what he did...

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            • briansjacobs
              E30 Fanatic
              • May 2010
              • 1278

              #111
              send me a PM, I will contact my trademark attorney in the morning and ask if she has good patent attorney.
              Brian Jacobs

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #112
                any bets on a compressed Air tank, and some hoses being involved ????
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                • Fidhle007
                  I can fly, motherfucker
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 7209

                  #113
                  Man, this is going to be great for those people who want to be batshit insane fast.
                  '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                  '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                  http://www.avarestoration.com

                  http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                  Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                  • LJ851
                    R3V OG
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 7918

                    #114
                    i will agree with the batshit part. And also the insane part.
                    Lorin


                    Originally posted by slammin.e28
                    The M30 is God's engine.

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                    • Danny
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 14217

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Fidhle007
                      Man, this is going to be great for those people who want to be batshit insane fast.
                      :rofl:

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                      • Jean
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 18228

                        #116
                        Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



                        OEM v8 manual chip or dme - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho....php?p=4938827

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                        • Lawson509
                          Advanced Member
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 100

                          #117
                          Man I haven't seen this many BS ideas in a long time. Alternator inside the motor? WTF. Goodbye cooling. I would love to see the repair procedure for replacement of that alternator lol.

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                          • walktheboard
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 347

                            #118
                            If you had such a good idea for a turbo, why would you sell the patent to turbonetics rather than a company that builds factory turbocharged cars? like BMW for instance
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                            Originally posted by e30hijinks
                            I move faster than "the speed of light." I'm always connected to my Blackberry and am ready to purchase at a moment's notice. I do not play games

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                            • BillBrasky
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 1641

                              #119
                              Learn to use the shift button. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                              • 5Toes
                                Banned
                                • May 2010
                                • 9836

                                #120
                                Why sell to BMW? They dont make their own turbos... I think.

                                That video a guy posted of the successor company to KKK... they make the turbos

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