The Official 'Craigslist find' thread - awesome & awful (eBay, Kijiji, etc.)

[TheRob]

It's definitely tempting, but apparently kitchen remodels are more important :(

[Kershaw]

If that were local I'd be getting money out of the bank asap.

[Rusty.Piranha]

If that were local I'd be getting money out of the bank asap.

To own or flip?

[Gentlejackjones]

https://pensacola.craigslist.org/wto/d/5-bmw-bbs-14-rims-and-spare/6503656241.html

Just bought these. Making the swapped 318i into a sleeper. So happy.

[e30crazie]

No words...

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/d/bmw-e30-325e/6521459165.html

[Gentlejackjones]

No words...
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/...521459165.html

Well now we know what happens when you mix e30ing and methamphetamines. Huh. Scratch that one off the ol’ “I wonder if THESE two cultures converged” thought project list. Now for some Amish rap or maybe some Malaysian polka.

GJJ

[flyboyx]

No words...
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/...521459165.html

I would pay 140.00 for that car all day long. lol.

crickets!

[superj]

holy crap. that's horrible

[e30crazie]

No words...
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/...521459165.html

Maybe it’s listed in Yen or Pesos. Even though, he knows what he’s got.

[MR E30 325is]

No words...
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/...521459165.html

Bustin' out the wallet!

Man, that is atrocious.

* Excellent find BTW, that's what this thread is about!

[flyboyx]

you never know when you might need one of these. somehow this came up when I was doing a CL search for antique clocks

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ele/d/high-end-sex-machine-for-sale/6507811930.html

high end sex machine for sale - $450 (los angeles)

hi selling this barely used military grade high performance sex machine for him or her very powerful and very quiet machine will fuck like no human is capable of. enough torque that you control for it to push a very large attachment of your choice into the smallest and tightest places on your body. it can do this at a mind blowing 60 strokes a minute or it can go very very slow for a very long time.
does not come with dildo or vagina attachments....although it comes with an attachment that will facilitate whatever you would like to use.
comes with black carry case
$450 firm
$499 if you would like it delivered anywhere in LA county

[MR E30 325is]

*dialing frantically

[Gentlejackjones]

I'm not even sure what the best part of this is. Maybe the "military grade" claim? As if Army or Navy engineers looked at "normal" sex machines, then decided "hmm... no, we need this to be STRONGER. What if re reinforce this bit here, and then use this material for the plunging piston thing. Ah yes. Now THIS is a sex machine fit for the Corps!"

That, or the fact that he'll deliver the thing anywhere for $50. We should pick some place for him to go with his weirdo sex machine just to f$%@ with him.

[Dagamus(NM)]

I'm not even sure what the best part of this is. Maybe the "military grade" claim? As if Army or Navy engineers looked at "normal" sex machines, then decided "hmm... no, we need this to be STRONGER. What if re reinforce this bit here, and then use this material for the plunging piston thing. Ah yes. Now THIS is a sex machine fit for the Corps!"

That, or the fact that he'll deliver the thing anywhere for $50. We should pick some place for him to go with his weirdo sex machine just to f$%@ with him.

This would be the scariest CL transaction ever. Totally Buffalo Bob.

[ncsubowen]

I'm not even sure what the best part of this is. Maybe the "military grade" claim? As if Army or Navy engineers looked at "normal" sex machines, then decided "hmm... no, we need this to be STRONGER. What if re reinforce this bit here, and then use this material for the plunging piston thing. Ah yes. Now THIS is a sex machine fit for the Corps!"

That, or the fact that he'll deliver the thing anywhere for $50. We should pick some place for him to go with his weirdo sex machine just to f$%@ with him.

I think you nailed it, 'military grade' makes it. Nothing like getting a good ass ramming from your industrial sex machine while you're in the desert trying not to die.