The Official 'Craigslist find' thread - awesome & awful (eBay, Kijiji, etc.)

[TeXJ]

I have thoughts in my head I could have done without now thanks to you two... hahaha

[flyboyx]

Not sure if I should post this here or the nonsense thread... Found this from another forum:

Not Jeep related but this made me laugh.
Apparently their uncle died, not the funny part, and they found his porn stash.

https://newlondon.craigslist.org/zip...222570015.html

I wonder if they picked out the porno tapes they wanted too? you know.... important classics such as "red headed sluts take it in every hole" and "fat sweaty whores go ass to mouth".

I further wonder if he died jacking off to his porn collection? when i buy vintage vinyl, i absolutely love the thought of paying more if some dirty fat dead guy sprayed jiz all over them.

[roguetoaster]

tapes at that lol

The real measure of the man would be if he rewound his tapes before he kicked off.

[TeXJ]

The uncle probably thought it was funny that his relatives had to dig through his porno stash.

tapes at that lol

[roguetoaster]

Not sure if I should post this here or the nonsense thread... Found this from another forum:

Not Jeep related but this made me laugh.
Apparently their uncle died, not the funny part, and they found his porn stash.

https://newlondon.craigslist.org/zip...222570015.html

The uncle probably thought it was funny that his relatives had to dig through his porno stash.

[TeXJ]

Not sure if I should post this here or the nonsense thread... Found this from another forum:

Not Jeep related but this made me laugh.
Apparently their uncle died, not the funny part, and they found his porn stash.

https://newlondon.craigslist.org/zip...222570015.html

[Aleman]

Seems a bit high for a 100k+ mile car.

BMW e30 325es 1986 - $28,500 (Redmond)


https://seattle.craigslist.org/est/c...208278029.html



Rare and Unique opportunity to acquire Collectible, significant e30 example. Multiple BMW CCA and ACA concourse first place wins, exceptionally well maintained by devoted CCA member for 34 years.

1986 BMW 325es 2 door coupe, 141000 miles.

2.7 L straight 6 with Bosch L-Jetronic EFI, 5 speed manual transmission.
Higher displacement and torque engine with many BMW (M) Sport options,
Front and Rear stabilizer bars, sport suspension with gas shocks, light alloy wheels, M-Tech leather Sport seats, leather steering wheel and shifter knob.
New battery, tires; 20k on timing belt, water pump.
Limited slip differential, electric sunroof, antilock brakes, upgraded stereo, electronics, alarm, computer.
Cinnabar Red paint is brilliant and in near mint condition.

This is simply a pinnacle e30 example. The condition and caliber of this car is breathtaking for those individuals who understand what they are looking at. Exceptionally rare opportunity.

[Staszek]

That's a bit much but offering people far less than their asking price without even going to look at the vehicle is a classic scumbag of craigslist/offerup move and bound to get you negative reactions. I just leave low offers on read on offerup. If someone has something listed for far too much like an auto E30 that needs a paint job for $7,500 why even bother messaging that person?

Agreed, she has some really interesting things for sale on there, E30, E46, some parts then shitty clothing.

[varg]

Seller is such a bitch, I offered 5k and she told me to kill myself LOL

That's a bit much but offering people far less than their asking price without even going to look at the vehicle is a classic scumbag of craigslist/offerup move and bound to get you negative reactions. I just leave low offers on read on offerup. If someone has something listed for far too much like an auto E30 that needs a paint job for $7,500 why even bother messaging that person?

[lukeADE335i]

13,000km survivor 318i in Australia $39kAUD ($28kUSD)

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/det...-6749975/?Cr=3

They started at $60k... not sure where this one will end up - things like the look of the strut tops in the photos & leaking steering rack + rear muffler needing replacing say that maybe sitting for 31 years might not have been too kind & it's the lowly M40 engine? Still, not many M-tech 2 kitted cars this clean around. Museum bound maybe?

[laidback93]

https://offerup.com/item/detail/9730...32990552009084








I'm looking for an e30 for my bro and came across this..

Seller is such a bitch, I offered 5k and she told me to kill myself LOL

I told here that those are not recaros, just stock sport seats, she then told me the ODO is from another car and the mileage she claims is lower than what the cluster installed says loooool, vinyl seats are fucked, its auto, weird fade on the paint and the dash is cracked...

Lily Munster knows what she has

[roguetoaster]

2012 CHEVY SONIC (no interior!) - $3,000 (Alexandria)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...216936788.html



2012 Chevrolet Sonic LT 1.8 ***Interior not installed, but available***. 88,000 miles. Manual trans. New Hankook Kynergy tires. Nearly perfect body, paint, and glass. I just clay barred and waxed the whole car. Trailer hitch!

High MPG (40 mpg) commuter. High volume cargo capacity (fits as much cargo as a small pickup truck and more than most SUVs). -or- Great candidate for off-road rally car or SCCA B SPEC track/race car.

History- In 2012, General Motors donated this Chevy Sonic along with a 2012 Chevy Camaro SS to a non-profit organization in Washington, D.C. that taught kids to build race cars. In the first month, the car was prepped as a SCCA B SPEC race car. All interior parts were removed for weight savings and speed. All fluids were replaced with redline fluids. Sponsor stickers and racing stripes were put all over the car. Before they ever even put the Sonic on the track for racing, the owners of the non-profit divorced and the husband got this Chevy Sonic. He used it a few times for trips to move his household to Florida and then listed it on Craigslist in Florida. I bought it in 2014 at around 12,000 miles to replace my commuter, a 250,000-mile Hyundai Accent. I removed most of the sponsor stickers and racing stripes. It was getting way too many looks for me!

I used the Sonic to commute on I-10 in Florida until 2018 (70,000 miles), then moved to NOVA and used it for my 15-minute commute daily. It is a pleasure to drive and I baby it, trying to get the best MPG and smooth shifting/clutch work. The clutch feels great.

Maintenance- regular 5000-mile oil changes using Mobil 1 10w30 and AC Delco filter every time. Cabin air filter and engine air filter just changed. Oil changed at 85,000.

***There is a Check Engine Light for one code associated with the thermostat. The thermostats have an electronic heater controlled by the computer and the heating element is bad. I have a new one and will be replacing the thermostat this weekend and flushing and refilling the coolant. I will then delete the code and there are no other codes.

At one time I bought an entire interior from a donor car. So, I have a full interior, but would rather sell it separately. Negotiable.

It has amazing cargo area, great for camping, big dogs (I used to put a large dog bed in the back for two big dogs.) Great for hunting and fishing. Does well on dirt and gravel roads. Rides great in snow and ice. It is much lighter than stock weight of 2600#s. Likely around 2,350# without interior and handles curves and accelerates very well.

NADA value $5,710.00 minus interior = asking price of 3,000 negotiable.

Carfax available for serious buyers.

[Aleman]

1988 BMW Wide Body 325 ic $10,500 (Chesterbrook)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205057235.html


Selling my 1988 BMW e30 Wide Body 325ic, 5 SPD, 149,600, original engine, BC lowered adj coilover suspension, rocket bunny, euro bumpers, new XXR bigger wheel and tire combination, sorted interior, stainless exhaust, fresh lights, front strut bar, lower k support, plus skid plate.

Just power washed the underside. Super solid with no corrosion.

Feel free to call or text me. I will not send info to your email, nor will I run a car report, nor will I send you a verification code. Please don't waste my time.

Reminds me of the LEGO M3:

[MrBurgundy]

https://offerup.com/item/detail/9730...32990552009084

PRICE IS FIRM
DO NOT MESSAGE UNLESS U HAVE 7500 CASH
I am not accepting offers
Selling my bmw e30 325i coupe
No Trades
Clean title ‘auto trans
Runs perfect
Ac blows cold /new blower motor
Tags and smog are good
No issues , turn key car
Last year of hard top coupe
Electric sunroof
Power windows
15’ Ronal LS wheels 15x7
Matching 205/50/15s
Euro smileys w HID KIT 5500K
Red46 sump armour m20 skid plate
H&R sport springs
Powder coated valve cover/strut brace
Mtech1 wheel
Recaro sport seats
Stop tech SS brake lines
Magnaflow SS muffler
Chrome tips
E36 window switches
ALL DONE IN 2017>
Timing belt/water pump
Plugs/wires/cap/rotor
Valve cover gasket
Valve adjustment >2018
Sunroof one piece gasket > 2020
My car is clean and well maintained ( keep in mind it’s 30 years old )
Serious Buyers Only
Test drive only if you have cash in hand
One person only

I'm looking for an e30 for my bro and came across this..

Seller is such a bitch, I offered 5k and she told me to kill myself LOL

I told here that those are not recaros, just stock sport seats, she then told me the ODO is from another car and the mileage she claims is lower than what the cluster installed says loooool, vinyl seats are fucked, its auto, weird fade on the paint and the dash is cracked...

[Aleman]

Sweet Baby Jesus! How bad is the stink inside THIS E30?!?!?! The crack is potent in North Plainfield! $550 might be a more realistic price.

1990 BMW 325i E30 - $6,600 (North Plainfield)

https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/d/pla...213549239.html





Price is negotiable
Hello, I am selling my 1990 BMW 325i 5 speed transmission with 195,xxx miles.. I've driven this car daily since March 2017 and now I have decided to part ways with my E30. This car is 100% stock and matching numbers. Since March 2017, I have replaced a few things on the car to keep it maintained. I have replaced the following:
-All belts including Timing Belt
-Radiator and Fan
-Water Pump
-Headlights
-Spark Plugs
-Brakes & Rotors all around (June 2020)

Cons:
-Desperately needs an exterior paint job on verticals on car (Original 30 year old paint)
-Sunroof sometimes doesn't sit right and small drips of water could get in if not careful
-Front side upper and lower tie rods and lower control should be replaced soon
-Rear driver side door doesn't lock when the other doors lock
-Rear driver side window doesn't go down when you press the button (I have the new window motor and old window motor in trunk)
-Fuel indicator is stuck on E. Once I am low on fuel the low gas light works. (Cluster works except fuel indicator. Could be a problem with sending unit)
-Blower Motor has failed. When blower motor was working, I did have working AC and Heat.

Despite cons listed above, this car drives super well and it stands by the Ultimate Driving Experience that BMW states. This car is 30 years old but by no means its not perfect. I simply do not have the time to fix it and keep the beautiful car going further and further. This is a perfect car for someone who wants to keep the E30 tradition and experience going or someone who's looking on making it a project car. Please call me for more information on the car or to meet up to take a look at the car. I am only available on weekends or sometimes during weekdays at night. CASH ONLY.