Stupid Ricer Kids - you guys ever had this happen?

[AndrewBird]

I've never had a ricer try to race me before. I don't know why. It's not like my car doesn't look fast. Maybe it's because it's too "classic" or something...

I wouldn't race them anyway though. So stupid...

I actually had a coworker with the classic ricer Accord tell me he wanted to race me. He at least admitted that he would probably loose since his car was slow.

[JasonC]

I had a ricer flyby me yesterday on the interstate. I wasn't doing nothing but going the speed limit. When he went by me in his civic was just blowing oil out the exhaust like crazy. Then i seen it again tonight at a car show in WV. He was all over it and it was turbo'd and oil was blowing every where (by by rings). Tell you the truth it didn't go very fast, but he must thought it was.

[thectrlguy]

I know this is of topic, but that seems to be the theme..... My friend has a 1980 something Chevette that he built up in high school (he took power mechanics), anyway, he dropped a 355 (does that sound right) into this little shitmobile.

He still has it, and we take it out occasionally for the hell of it, and it stomps most "modified" cars around here. And when you beat someone in a 2000 something or other, it really is quite hilarious. We beat some guy in a 2000 ish 540i w/ manual, and the guy demanded we pull over so he could check it out, just fucking hilarious....

Oh yeah, the car looks like a real piece of shit to boot. The paint is faded, body is dented.... just crappy...

[MoparJ]

I've been revved at by random asshats in every car I've ever owned.....except for the one I own now. I actually enjoy being somewhat anonymous for the time being; I suppose that will change when I get off of my ass and really start to work on my car, though...

[BeirBrennerE30]

Amen to the quickness of the 5.9 Jeep GC... i miss mine sooo much. I wish i never got rid of it.

Also I hope that some of you come up against soem of my friends cars at one point and they blow your doors off. Most real japanese cars can be made much faster than bmws for a lot less money. I consider myself to have one of the faster e30's out there and they blow by me on the strip, street and the track and all spending less than what I spent on just my engine swap.

[Firestorm]

Variable exhaust that can be quietened at the flick of a switch + subtle body mods + 316i badge + ls1 = lol ricers

[Borat]

lol, you guys must come in contact with some REALLY slow cars.

Yeah but you wont hear about contact with the fast ones. ;)

[blueapplesoda]

i wouldnt call all jdm dudes ricers....ricers are..those little mexicans (no offence to the cool guys but 99% of those ricers are, with the exception of a dumb white boy) with a beat to shit honda with "Powered by honda" stickers and those gay ass altezza swap meet lights.

most of my friends drive Japanese cars just because the majority of car enthusiast here are for jap market. Just like us, nice subtle mods like suspension, and wheels are praised. Then you have the fast car variety, ie sr20s and turbos and 3sgte swaps..

..turbo ftw. i got bit, and i feel like spider-man, all crazy and power and shit. its time for yall to get bit too, by the turbo buggggg:hitler:MOAR POWAAA


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Mind you, my car has a exhaust system consisting of a single cat and no mufflers. I think my car talks to much shit, and it does get annoying sometimes. I admit, i have a rather large ego, and stomping on little shitheads who think they're fast just makes my day.

But every once and a while, some older guy with a nice car which i know has power sits next to me at a light. Ill go past the intersection and then accelerate (knowing he will jump on it) and I let him pass me, just so i can hear his car and watch it go fast. fast cars put smiles on my face. ill pull up next to him if possible and tell him his car is sweet and if he puts any track time down and where at. He may think im some punk ricer kid as well, i don't really care cause it makes my day.

What i hate is when stupid mother fuckers talk all big with their shit and say "I don't race unless its for money" please bitch, shut the fuck up u flying waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and suck on my asian nuts.

I cant stand those people. u can't just have a little fun? damn.

btw i don't street race, but who hasnt come up on somebody wanting to race you?

[gearheadE30]

Unfortunately, my car has a really crappy exhaust in it from the previous owner. Saving up for a Supersprint, but that may be awhile. :( Needless to say, I get a lot of ricer revving whenever I take the car above 3k RPM. One ricer in a beater Supra genII did a hard launch off of the light, blue smoke everywhere. I laughed even harder when I saw the trunklid with a giant wing bouncing around. I guess the latch broke ;). Damn near drove off the road when I heard this cracking noise, the rear alignment started getting a bit crazy, and the hub tore itself off. I'm not BSing, this car was a true POS...

Wish I had a video.... :)

[killa325i]

what i like the most is the so called "ricer fly-by." you know, after you beat them and slow back down they are still on if so they go by you.

couple of weeks ago a crx tried to do that to me, i just dropped it back down into second as he came up, i killed his ricer fly-by

lol, i did that about a week ago in my demo (07 R/T Charger). i saw this tool in a civic all ebay'd out swerving in and out of traffic on the freeway, i was in the right lane doing my cruise controlled 65mph, i waited till he was at my rear bumper and i punched it. i put a few car lengths on him and shut it down, he pulls back even with me, looking at me like i just kicked his dog. lol, i pointed to the Hemi badge on the side and shook my head laughing....he was....not happy. lol, good times

[delatlanta1281]

Why do you care that he was staring at you?
Act mature.
Fucking armbar.....

[1991 318is]

Hey man, I was drunk!

I can't be held responsible for my actions when I'm been drinking.

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, you can. This precedent goes back to English common law.

[equate975]

Theres a lot of dumbass ricers here...

I recall one time I was just driving around in the M with my buddy. He sees some kids in a car next to us he knows, so we pull over at a McDonalds to talk with them, I didn't know them. Anyways this kids car is a horrible escort, everything is rattle canned blue and white, huge aluminum wing, you know the rest.

Anyways, its all friendly and stuff, my buddy asks them how its going what they are up to etc. And they ask what we are doing, and my buddy says just "makin fun of rice." Then the other kid gets really serious... And defending himself he goes "I'm rice..." So I just can't help myself and I start laughing at this idiot. He then starts talking shit and says he wants to race me. I asked him if he was kidding because its going to be a worthless race if I ever decided to.

He then asks me what the fuck kind of POS car do I have, and his buddy leans into him and goes... dude... he has a m3.....

The expression on his face was great after that, all of a sudden he doesn't want to race. He tells me how he only has 1/4 tank of gas. Knowing he wouldn't race I say "Dude it will be better, your car will be lighter, fuck man if you win I'll fill you up"

Then I just got another list of excuses why he suddenly won't race me, I thought it was pretty funny.

[whiltebeitel]

I have respect for those who can actually put a car together and make a nice machine out of it, but crappy body kits and fart-can mufflers and many (not all) drifters get on my nerves. They tend to be incompetent and full of themselves, yet couldn't drive their way out of the left lane for the life of them.

[StereoInstaller1]

A couple of years ago a beat down civic hatch, like an '87, were bombing down the backroad between Battle Ground and Vancouver. I was driving my '77 Nova. Bone stock smog-era 305 with 2.5" dual mandrel bent exhaust, flowmasters, some ancient Holley 4 barrel intake and edelbrock 1406. Carefully tuned, but certainly not even 200HP on the ground.

I had my stepdaughter and her latest boyfriend in the car...this was just before I decided to give the Nova to her.

Asshat kids were in front of me, basically menacing the lady in front of them. She finally turned off. I rolled along 4 or 5 car lengths behind them on this one lane highway. Soon enough, we came to a light, and the road became 2 lanes. We were side by side, at a classic "race ready" light.

The kids in the civic were revving their pile, yelling, the whole thing. I just sat there. My daughter knows how I feel about street racing, so she said nothing.

Light changes, kids squeal their tires doing their best to go fast. I let them get about 100 yards out, then hit it.

Keep in mind, this is not only just about the worst V8 ever to come from Detroit, but 30 years old and tired as hell. Sounds mean, but is really gutless.

I ripped past those fucking kids like they weren't even moving.

When they caught up at the next light, yelling and shit, I rolled down the window and said "Hey kid, you might want to work on that piece of shit. You just got ripped by a 30 year old stock motor" and rolled away.

My daughter reached out the window and flipped them off.

Good times!

Luke