I love to catch people being stupid.

[T Verdier]

m3 v6

check what kind of engine this bad boy has http://www.supercars.dk/BMW/BMW-M3.aspx

[elsabor67]

auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military

YES THEY ARE!!!!!!! And at the shop I go to, 85% of the guys that go there and work there own E30's and 50% of those are US Specs with 5 of them running M30 engines. We got one guy getting ready to do a euro E36 M3 engine swap.

[SS Ball3r]

Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

#1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

#2 I dont have reverse...

that is hilarious

[ldsbeaker]

dangit, I had a good one, but I forgot.

[Ral]

This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

"Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

Crackheads:down:

auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military

Inquired about a red 318is for sale yesterday, and the lady told me that is was the first 318 ever made. WTF? women drivers:down:

[elsabor67]

This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

"Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

Crackheads:down:

[e30325ic]

Man all these stories are funny. I didn't realize just how many stupid people that there is around that really like to show it. It just never ceases to amaze me. When people find out that we have 6 BMW's they always say, " wow, you must be rich". But the fact is that I we sold all of them at a premium, I still couldn't go out and pay cash for a new one.

[shiboujin]

Not that I'm thinking about it - when I was a noob I had a brake shop tell me that they couldn't fix the brakes on my 2002 because it required special tools. I told them I had them in my trunk - I went and got a 17mm and a 10mm box wrench and said "Here ya go!"

Needless to say, I ended up doing it myself.

I love it when people refuse to work on my car just because its a BMW.

Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

#1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

#2 I dont have reverse...

[StereoInstaller1]

Well?

What is a roudel?

A typo? Fix'd

[Turf1600]

Not that I'm thinking about it - when I was a noob I had a brake shop tell me that they couldn't fix the brakes on my 2002 because it required special tools. I told them I had them in my trunk - I went and got a 17mm and a 10mm box wrench and said "Here ya go!"

Needless to say, I ended up doing it myself.

[Funkmasta]

sounds like my lawn mower.
i should prolly do that sometime

You're supposed to change the oil in lawnmowers? !

[dvs909]

sounds like my lawn mower.
i should prolly do that sometime
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HOW TO ROLL JOINTS

[Funkmasta]

A lady at my work was telling me how awesome one of her old cars was because she didn't change the oil for 5 years. Mu response was "Oh wow that's great"

Sounds like the Land Cruiser

[Turf1600]

A lady at my work was telling me how awesome one of her old cars was because she didn't change the oil for 5 years. Mu response was "Oh wow that's great"