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  • OOMPH!
    No R3VLimiter
    • Oct 2003
    • 3487

    #1

    Short Story lol

    After a night of the bars/clubs me and a buddy pull up to our neighborhood Wawa around 4am to get some food. As we are walking up to the entrance we see a couple guys looking at a Mustang, probably around a 2005 or so. One guy says to me, "Hey buddy, do you know anything about cars?" I reply, "Yeah, I know a little." He says, "Can you tell us if this car has a supercharger?" Me, "Haha, yeah sure pop the hood." He points to the alternator and asks me if that's the charger, "Ummm no, bro" Then he goes on to tell me that his mechanic told him he started running the lines for the charger and he points to some piping. I say, "Bro, that's the AC line lol. You don't have a supercharger, sorry." At that point both guys are yelling at each other saying they've been ripped off. I walk into Wawa and proceed to buy a tunafish hoagie. The end.

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  • ieatpeople
    E30 Modder
    • Mar 2008
    • 883

    #2
    i loled. stupid mustang drivers.
    Originally posted by BillBrasky
    That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
    Originally posted by acolella76
    i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
    2007 CVPI, stock and slow
    1994 tercel, 5efhe swap, i/h/e
    1984 t-type, 5.3/th350 swap in progress

    My newest addition:
    Rebecca Arlene, born 4/19/2013

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    • CincinnatiKid
      Mod Crazy
      • Nov 2007
      • 716

      #3
      1990 S50 goodness.

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      • 416stroker
        R3VLimited
        • May 2008
        • 2448

        #4
        Mustang owners I swear there almost all dipshits.
        84 318I Delphin RIP
        87 325IS delphin 24v Sold
        89 325 Alpineweiss

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        • Alkasquawlik
          R3V Elite
          • Feb 2008
          • 4557

          #5
          What is a "Wawa"?

          SC*AR

          Originally posted by JamesE30
          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          • OOMPH!
            No R3VLimiter
            • Oct 2003
            • 3487

            #6
            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
            What is a "Wawa"?
            It's like 7-Eleven, QuickieMart, etc......

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            • Alkasquawlik
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2008
              • 4557

              #7
              Originally posted by OOMPH!
              It's like 7-Eleven, QuickieMart, etc......
              ah gotcha.
              7-11 Slurpees are delicous

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              • Peterkaczynski
                R3VLimited
                • Nov 2008
                • 2587

                #8
                ^ kinda like a 711 QuickCheck

                & ewwwwww tunafish hoagie... do want


                e24 e9 e30
                IG: peterkaczynski

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                • daniel
                  R3V OG
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 6703

                  #9
                  you mean all E30s aren't supercharged either?


                  fuck...
                  http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                  • James21
                    Advanced Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 165

                    #10
                    Originally posted by daniel
                    you mean all e30s aren't supercharged either?


                    Fuck...
                    lmao

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                    • bikerbill2021
                      E30 Modder
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 933

                      #11
                      "go break bottles behind wawa, maybe dig a hole and burn some wood"

                      someone out there will know what this quote is from ;)

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                      • FredK
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 14745

                        #12
                        Ah, but you forgot about the best thing about Wawa. You can order a fresh-made sandwich without human interaction by tapping on a touchscreen LCD.

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                        • Desaevious
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 3810

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FredK
                          Ah, but you forgot about the best thing about Wawa. You can order a fresh-made sandwich without human interaction by tapping on a touchscreen LCD.
                          Wut.

                          SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                          No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                          • FredK
                            R3V OG
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 14745

                            #14
                            Vernon, CT. Population: Lame.

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                            • Desaevious
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 3810

                              #15
                              Pretty much man. The only good thing about it is how close it is to the highway! I don't even have a Wendy's in my town. The best "fast food" place is 5 Guys Burgers and Fries and that's over 30 miles away but we have a Taco Bell, 2 McDonalds, 2 BK's, and 3 7-11's, and 3 Subways.

                              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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